Pair programming nightmare by magna

function u(t) {

c.width=1920 // clear the canvas
for(i=0;i<9;i++)
x.fillRect(400+i*100+S(t)*300,400,50,200) // draw 50x200 rects

} // 122/140

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    u(t) is called 60 times per second.
    t: Elapsed time in seconds.
    S: Shorthand for Math.sin.
    C: Shorthand for Math.cos.
    T: Shorthand for Math.tan.
    R: Function that generates rgba-strings, usage ex.: R(255, 255, 255, 0.5)
    c: A 1920x1080 canvas.
    x: A 2D context for that canvas.

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remix of d/1480 by u/magna

function u(t) {

c.width|=0
x.font='50px monospace';
(u+'')
.slice(0,t*3+S(t)*5)
.concat(t*2&1?'|':'')
.split('\n')
.forEach((s,i)=>x.fillText(s,0,++i*50))

Apr 18 2017 1:55 AM UTC

}// 138/140

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Pair programming nightmare

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u/joeytwiddle

that title made me Lol :D
u/sigveseb

:D
u/Jenky

That's a really clever illusion, love it
u/magna

Heh, thanks! Brought it down to 123 chars in hopes of adding occasional mistakes like skipped characters / typos etc., but couldn't immediately find a way. In case anyone wants to give it a shot: https://www.dwitter.net/d/2522
u/donbright

:o
u/Polyducks

Could you make a random function to skip odd spaces?
u/magna

It has to be a deterministic PRNG so that the places that are skipped are persistent. Otherwise, it would just look like a random flipping of characters. I thought about it, but couldn't immediately find a short solution.
u/Polyducks

That's a great point. Dwitter is such a mind twister!
u/highfestiva

Groovy baby!
u/magna

#quine
u/joeytwiddle

#funny


      u(t) is called 60 times per second.
      t: elapsed time in seconds.
      c: A 1920x1080 canvas.
      x: A 2D context for that canvas.
      S: Math.sin
      C: Math.cos
      T: Math.tan
      R: Generates rgba-strings, ex.: R(255, 255, 255, 0.5)

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