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function u(t) {

c.width=1920 // clear the canvas
for(i=0;i<9;i++)
x.fillRect(400+i*100+S(t)*300,400,50,200) // draw 50x200 rects

} // 112/140

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    u(t) is called 60 times per second.
    t: Elapsed time in seconds.
    S: Shorthand for Math.sin.
    C: Shorthand for Math.cos.
    T: Shorthand for Math.tan.
    R: Function that generates rgba-strings, usage ex.: R(255, 255, 255, 0.5)
    c: A 1920x1080 canvas.
    x: A 2D context for that canvas.

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joeytwiddle

function u(t) {

throw`${u}`.slice(15,-1)

Jun 21, 2020 10:36 AM

}// 24/140

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u/joeytwiddle

Inspired by Irratix's ${u} suggestion
u/Irratix

Clever! Why didn't I think of that :D
u/sigveseb

Doesn't work on chrome mobile? 🤔
u/sigveseb

Works now 🤷‍♀️
u/joeytwiddle

Stopped working now. I think the site has changed the way it executes dweets.
u/joeytwiddle

At present it should be .slice(109,-1)

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timothytomato

remix of d/28554 by u/magna

function u(t) {

c.width|=0
for(i=0;i<9;i++)
x.fillRect(400+i*100+S(t)*300,400,50,200)
x.font="2em'"
x.fillText(code,50+S(t)*300,700)

Nov 5, 2023 8:41 PM

}// 116/140

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#default #quine

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jellyedwards

function u(t) {

c.width|=1
l=Math.log(Math.min(t,35))*66
x.setTransform(l,0,0,l,-31.1*l,-27*l)
x.font='1em a'
x.fillText(u,0,40)

Nov 11, 2021 2:38 PM

}// 112/140

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#circlechallenge #quine #cirquinechallenge

u/magna

Haha

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RealPeha

function u(t) {

eval(unescape(escape(`琿潮步祰牥獳㵯㴾筦潲⡰㵦㴰Ɱ⬽㌬挮睩摴栽㘰〬椽ⴱ㭩⬫㱮㬩昫⬬瘽摯捵浥湴⹢潤礮楮湥版呍䱛楝Ⱒ屮∽㵶☦⡰⬽㈰ⱦ㴰⤬砮晩汬呥硴⡶ⱦ┶㐪㤬㈰⨨显㸶⤫瀩紺渽〠`).replace(/u(..)/g,"$1%")))

Nov 13, 2019 9:55 AM

}// 124/140

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hacker typer #quine #keyboard

u/katkip

nice idea!
u/aleamb

#interactive

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camel_case

function u(t) {

 x.font="40px mono";t=t*12%68;x.fillText((u+"")[~~(t+17)],~~t*25,600)

Apr 11, 2018 6:04 PM

}// 69/140

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Quine by abusing JavaScripts type conversion

u/Galaxtone

Not quite it ends at "*"
u/Galaxtone

nvm it works
u/metamero

#quine

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magna

remix of d/2516 by u/magna

function u(t) {

c.width|=0
x.font='50px monospace';
((u+'').slice(0,t*3+S(t)*5)+' |'[t*2&1]).split('\n').map((r,i)=>x.fillText(r,0,++i*50))

Apr 18, 2017 12:29 PM

}// 123/140

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Slimmer version of "pair programming nightmare"

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u/magna

Challenge: Add occasional mistakes like skipped characters / typos etc.
u/Polyducks

I'm struggling to understand how this works. Where have you got the function input from? Amazingly realistic!
u/Jenky

It's from (u+'') - afaik, it's basically a short/cheat way of converting anything to a string in JS :D
u/Jenky

Also, down to 119 and whole string within canvas - https://www.dwitter.net/d/2524
u/magna

@Jenky Nice!
u/magna

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tzador

function u(t) {

x.font='3em monospace'
r=0
for(l of (u+"").slice(0,-1).split("\n").slice(2,))
x.fillText(r==0?l.slice(84):r==7?l.slice(77):l,100,200+80*r++)

Feb 12, 2025 6:38 AM

}// 140/140

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rodrigo.siqueira

function u(t) {

c.width|=0
x.font='3em"';`${u+u+u+u+u}`.split``.map((L,i)=>{x.rotate(15)
x.fillText(L,i/2,i*T(i/500+t)/5)},x.translate(960,540))

Mar 14, 2022 1:58 AM

}// 128/140

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Text vortex #quine

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magna

function u(t) {

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c.width|=0
x.transform(1,0,-.5,1,0,0)
for(i=9;i--;)x.fillRect(750+i*100,400,50,200)

Jun 26, 2020 3:37 AM

}// 96/140

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#default #quine

u/katkip

hehe

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rodrigo.siqueira

remix of d/16618 by u/KilledByAPixel

function u(t) {

with(x)for(c.width|=z=i=140;i--;fillText(code[i],0,0))save(restore()),translate(2e3+35*i-350*(t%20),T(i+t)*9+540),scale(6,6)
//Hello Dwitter

Nov 13, 2019 6:55 PM

}// 140/140

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Falling code #quine

u/katkip

#text

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