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function u(t) {

c.width=1920 // clear the canvas
for(i=0;i<9;i++)
x.fillRect(400+i*100+S(t)*300,400,50,200) // draw 50x200 rects

} // 122/140

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    u(t) is called 60 times per second.
    t: Elapsed time in seconds.
    S: Shorthand for Math.sin.
    C: Shorthand for Math.cos.
    T: Shorthand for Math.tan.
    R: Function that generates rgba-strings, usage ex.: R(255, 255, 255, 0.5)
    c: A 1920x1080 canvas.
    x: A 2D context for that canvas.

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remix of d/11826 by u/f8f82804

function u(t) {

throw u

Jan 15 2019 9:19 PM UTC

}// 7/140

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I can't find any instance of this being done before, but I'd be surprised if I was the first. Not as elegant as u/metamero's version, but shorter! Several earlier #quine dweets happily include the declaration of u. #throw #golf

u/metamero

pretty sure i saw or done this before hehehe but is a nive one to have on your page. you see it is a js quine not a "strict dwitter quine", since you have to delete function u(... . and nive job golfing d/11826 . as far as i know, so far, this is the record =]
u/metamero

nice*
u/f8f82804

#jsquine

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f8f82804

remix of d/11824 by u/metamero

function u(t) {

throw(u+u).slice(16,39)

Jan 15 2019 9:09 PM UTC

}// 23/140

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#throw #quine #golf

u/metamero

great! 23B
u/metamero

this is the ww dwttr #record ! (for now)
u/f8f82804

#dwitterquine
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beaten for the #record by d/11833

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384.cz

function u(t) {

"Hello world"
x.font="1in'"
x.fillText(code[(f=frame-1)%92],((0|f/2)*100)%2e3,(1+0|f/20)*90)

Dec 18 2023 9:29 AM UTC

}// 92/140

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Weird #quine

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Xen

function u(t) {

x.fillText(code,c.width=-1,9)

Jun 27 2019 9:07 PM UTC

}// 29/140

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29byte #Quine

u/Xen

#nano

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KilledByAPixel

remix of d/14391 by u/KilledByAPixel

function u(t) {

for(c.width|=i=94;i--;x.fillText(code[i],2e3+i*99-t%9*1300,570+400*S(t+i/3)))x.font='9em"'//✌␌

Jun 27 2019 1:46 PM UTC

}// 94/140

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Sine Wave #Quine 2

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username

remix of d/14225 by u/katkip

function u(t) {

c.width*=1
x.font='1.9cm monospace'
z=code.slice(0,t*19+C(t/2)*25)
for(i in z=z.split(`\n`)) {
  x.fillText(~~i+1+` > `+z[i],0,70+i*80)
}

May 27 2019 6:06 PM UTC

}// 137/140

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stylized this #quine a bit xo

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metamero

remix of d/11841 by u/metamero

function u(t) {

eval(unescape(escape`𭁨𬡯𭰠𨱯𩁥`.replace(/u../g,'')))

Jan 16 2019 1:44 PM UTC

}// 48/140

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just because #obfuscated #dwitterquine #quine

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metamero

remix of d/11826 by u/f8f82804

function u(t) {

throw(u+0).split`\n`[1]

Jan 16 2019 1:27 PM UTC

}// 23/140

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one more #dwitterquine, the same size as d/11826 , this is found on the great compressor d/9207

u/metamero

#quine

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metamero

remix of d/11829 by u/metamero

function u(t) {

SyntaxError: Unexpected identifier

Jan 15 2019 9:50 PM UTC

}// 34/140

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SyntaxError #quine (on chrome)

u/metamero

strange... if you copy to new dweet area both d/11831 and d/11832 works (anyway exceptions still occurs, and it is the quine on each browser)

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metamero

function u(t) {

throw (``+u).slice(16,41)

Jan 15 2019 8:51 PM UTC

}// 25/140

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another interpretation of what is a dwitter quine : can you golf it? 25B

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#throw #quine

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