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function u(t) {

c.width=1920 // clear the canvas
for(i=0;i<9;i++)
x.fillRect(400+i*100+S(t)*300,400,50,200) // draw 50x200 rects

} // 122/140

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    u(t) is called 60 times per second.
    t: Elapsed time in seconds.
    S: Shorthand for Math.sin.
    C: Shorthand for Math.cos.
    T: Shorthand for Math.tan.
    R: Function that generates rgba-strings, usage ex.: R(255, 255, 255, 0.5)
    c: A 1920x1080 canvas.
    x: A 2D context for that canvas.

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Agnes

remix of d/32656 by u/Agnes

function u(t) {

eval(unescape(escape`𠐽𭀾𝐊𩡯𬠨𪐽𝡥𜰬𨰮𭱩𩁴𪀽𞐹𞱩𛐭𞱸𛡦𪑬𫁒𩑣𭀨𪐥𞐹𛁙𛁓𚁍𨑴𪀮𬡡𫡤𫱭𚁸𛡦𫱮𭀽𘠲𩑭𘁁𘠩𚠪𡀩𛀱𚐩𦐽𪐯𞐹🠾𜀬𡀽𠑼𯁴𚠪𝐭𚁙𛐳𜀩𚠪𜠊𮀮𩱬𫱢𨑬𠱯𫑰𫱳𪑴𩑏𬁥𬡡𭁩𫱮👁𙠦𘡳𫱵𬡣𩐭𪑮𘠊𮀮𩡩𫁬𥁥𮁴𚁁🰢𢁂𣰢𞠢𘠬𜐷𛀲𝰩`.replace(/u../g,'')))

Oct 25 2024 9:53 AM UTC

}// 136/140

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HBO static logo with actual static in letters #static

u/tomxor

Hah nice! It's getting closer :D
u/magna

I could hear the static hiss
u/KilledByAPixel

Nice

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tomxor

remix of d/32614 by u/magna

function u(t) {

for(c.width&=i=10368;--i;)x.fillRect(i&127,i>>7,i**5/t%9/9,1)

Oct 21 2024 8:18 PM UTC

}// 61/140

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Smoller Deterministic TV Static

u/tomxor

Temporal coherence gradually creeps in from the top left, but I think it's worth it for the size. There is a smaller one i**3/t%1 but this quickly shows ordered structure after 10 seconds.
u/lewdev

👏👏🏆 You won the static battle. 🙇‍♂️ This is amazing.
u/SockTaters

impressive #static

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rep_movsd

function u(t) {

eval(unescape(escape`𪑦𚀡𭀩𭱩𭁨𚁸𚐊𮰊𮠽𬐽🡦𪑬𫁓𭁹𫁥👱𒡺𨁷𪁥𨑴𨀊𩡩𫁬𤡥𨱴𚀰𛀰𛀲𩐳𛀲𩐳𚐊𩡯𬠨𡀽𝀰𜀻𡀭𛐻𮠨𤠨𜠵𝐪𠰨𡀯𜰵𜀩𛀱𝀰𛀰𚐩𚑦𫱲𚁁🐹𛠹𝠻𠐾𝐻𠐭🐮𜀱𛁚👄𚱓𚁓𚁁𚠲𛠰𝐩𚱁𚐪𡀪𛠸𝐬𩡩𫁬𤡥𨱴𚀹𝠰𚱚𛰲𚡃𚁁𚐬𜠰𜀫𦠪𤰨𠐩𛀱𝐬𜐵𚐩𞰊𯐻`.replace(/u../g,'')))

Aug 31 2020 11:24 PM UTC

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Ripe Mango

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0x61

remix of d/32737 by u/0x61

function u(t) {

c.width*=1;for(i=32400;i--;)Math.random()>.4&&x.fillRect(i%240*8,8*(0|i/240),8,8)

Nov 12 2024 12:17 PM UTC

}// 81/140

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Cut a few more chars while still using Math.random() #static

u/fentbiggesthater

not showing anything, might be broken?
u/0x61

Shows in Firefox, Chromium and Safari for me. Which browser?

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Agnes

remix of d/32611 by u/Agnes

function u(t) {

for(i=6e3,c.width=99,x.font=(t>5?2:0)+"em A",x.fillText("HBO",17,27);i--;x.fillRect(i%99,Y,S(Math.random()**D),1))Y=i/99>>0,D=t**5-(Y-30)**2

Oct 23 2024 7:18 PM UTC

}// 140/140

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HBO static logo #static

u/Agnes

I tried for like two hours to make the logo do the "noise inside -> white on black" transition and there's just no way. You can almost do it with x.clip(new Path2D()) and an SVG path for the letters but I couldn't get it below 250-300 chars.
u/lewdev

Wow, that's amazing!
u/tomxor

Nice! recreating media is always tricky when there's typography involved.

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0x61

function u(t) {

c.width*=1;for(i=32400;i--;){Math.random()>.4&&x.fillRect(i%240*8,8*((i/240)>>0),8,8)}

Nov 11 2024 10:17 PM UTC

}// 86/140

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Just wanted to see how short I could make some #static

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Xen

remix of d/14895 by u/WasifBoomz

function u(t) {

for(c.width|=0,i=4e3;i--;)x.fillRect(Math.random()*2e3,Math.random()*1080,S(i)*9,C(i)*9)

Jul 3 2019 2:29 PM UTC

}// 88/140

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quick test

u/Xen

#static

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veubeke

remix of d/4877 by u/veubeke

function u(t) {

s = (c.width=1920/(t+1)|0)/32
for(i = 576; i--;)
 x.setTransform(s, 0, 0, s, i%32*2*s, (i>>5)*2*s),
 x.fill(new Path2D('M1 0L2 1L1 2L0 1'))

Oct 31 2018 7:39 PM UTC

}// 139/140

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f8f82804

remix of d/9174 by u/f8f82804

function u(t) {

with(x)for(φ=311;α=S(θ=φ/99),β=α*S(--φ);beginPath())arc(130*β+960,99*(α*C(φ)-C(θ)+4),28*α,0,7),fill(),fillStyle=`hsl(9 90%${30*(1+β+β**9)}%`

Aug 9 2018 7:21 PM UTC

}// 140/140

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heavily golfed #phong #sphere to allow circular #sprite without compression

u/f8f82804

#pbr #static

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DazeWare

remix of d/28428 by u/KilledByAPixel

function u(t) {

for(k=0;k<12e3;x.fillRect(S(i=k/99|0)**8*(t+k**t)%1*2e3,i*9,w=k++?3:2e3,w))x.fillStyle=`hsl(${k*S(t^k)} 99%${40-40*C(k%99/16)}%`

Sep 11 2023 3:21 AM UTC

}// 128/140

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#static #vhs

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