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function u(t) {

c.width=1920 // clear the canvas
for(i=0;i<9;i++)
x.fillRect(400+i*100+S(t)*300,400,50,200) // draw 50x200 rects

} // 122/140

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    u(t) is called 60 times per second.
    t: Elapsed time in seconds.
    S: Shorthand for Math.sin.
    C: Shorthand for Math.cos.
    T: Shorthand for Math.tan.
    R: Function that generates rgba-strings, usage ex.: R(255, 255, 255, 0.5)
    c: A 1920x1080 canvas.
    x: A 2D context for that canvas.

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Agnes

function u(t) {

eval(unescape(escape`䄽愽㹍慴栮牡湤潭⠩⩡㭂㵁⠵⤻儽䄨㐰⤻娽䄨㐰⤻䰽䈾㐻砮獥瑔牡湳景牭⠱ⰰⰰⰱⰴ㠪繾儬㈷⩾繚⤬砮牯瑡瑥⠡䰪䵡瑨⹐䤪繾䈯㈩㭸⹣汥慲剥捴⠭㈴Ⱝㄳ⸵ⰴ㠬㈷⤻砮晩汬剥捴⠭㈰Ⱝㄳ⸵Ⱑ䰪㐰ⰲ㜩`.replace(/u(..)/g,"$1%")))

Jan 6 2019 6:50 PM UTC

}// 135/140

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Alien robot factory

u/Agnes

This may be possible in 140 but I couldn't put the time in today. If you figure out how, post it as a remix!!!
u/JWinslow23

This ain't much, but it helps: with(x)A=a=>Math.random()*40|0,B=0|A()/8,setTransform(1,0,0,1,A()*48,A()*27),rotate(Math.PI*B/2),clearRect(-24,-13.5,48,27),B&&fillRect(-20,-13.5,40,27)

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function u(t) {

Q=(e,y,p)=>p>1?((x.fillStyle=`hsla(${p},50%,50%,${t/p/10})`)|x.fillRect(e,y,p,p)|(P=3*p/4)|Q(e+S(P)*P,y+C(P)*P,P,P)):0;Q(960,540,10*t);

Jan 4 2019 9:58 AM UTC

}// 135/140

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Soapy rainbow tunnel

u/katkip

I really don't understand what's this.

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function u(t) {

with(x)(A=t?A.filter(e=>beginPath()|arc(e.x,e.y,Q=10*(t-e.t),globalAlpha=1/Q,7)|stroke()|t-e.t<10):[]).push({t:t,x:(t**5)%2e3,y:(t**3)%1e3})

Oct 26 2018 9:01 AM UTC

}// 140/140

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Very similar to something I already did but I like how this is a single expression.

u/joeytwiddle

Moody #virus #outbreak #petri #antivax #organic
u/katkip

That looks so nice! #cell

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Agnes

function u(t) {

for(c.width|=i=5;i--;x.fillText([..."🤠🤙👟👟🖐️"][i],15*S(a=i/.8),-15*C(a)))x.setTransform(A=20*C(b=S(t*(i+.25))/3),B=20*S(b),-B,A,960,540)

Oct 17 2018 12:15 PM UTC

}// 135/140

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Howdy! I'm a cool cowboy!

u/Agnes

Feel free to remix this with your own head, hand and foot emojis, and change the value of b to make them rotate at different speeds.
u/magna

LOL
u/iverjo

:P

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function u(t) {

for(c.width|=A=(a,b)=>b+Math.random()*a,i=9e3,P='';i--;)P+=(P?'L':'M')+A(50,100*(4+~~(i/1e3)+S(t)))+' '+A(200,400);x.stroke(new Path2D(P))

Oct 10 2018 10:18 AM UTC

}// 138/140

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Vowen default #default

u/magna

Smart!

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function u(t) {

for(c.width|=J=j=1+t|0;j--;)for(k=J;k--;)for(W=1920/J,H=1080/J,i=9;i--;)x.fillRect(j*W+W/5+i*W/20+S(j+k+t)*W/2,k*H+H/3,H/40,W/10)

Oct 7 2018 9:27 AM UTC

}// 129/140

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Galaxy of defaults #default

u/katkip

Haha cool!
u/joeytwiddle

:-D
u/donbright

hee hee!!

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Agnes

function u(t) {

x.font="5em A"
x.fillText("If you remix this, the code is totally different! Try it!",50,70)

Sep 28 2018 4:54 PM UTC

}// 92/140

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Thanks u/BalintCsala for the crazy invisible JS injection trick you found that makes this possible!

u/Purpzie

no thanks
u/prplz

MAGICIANS HATE HIM! AMAZE YOUR FRIEND AND FAMILY WITH THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK

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remix of d/9934 by u/anotherkitten

function u(t) {

c.style.background=R();if(t<34)with(x){shadowColor=`hsl(${t*99},76%,66%)`
shadowBlur=19
fillRect(9,9,9,9)
translate(25,8)
rotate(t*2.10587)}

Sep 20 2018 7:18 PM UTC

}// 140/140

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Same as the remixed dweet, except the HSL works on iOS Safari.

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Agnes

remix of d/9653 by u/Agnes

function u(t) {

A=a=>a*Math.random();for(P='M960 540',i=Q=255;i--;P+='t'+(20-A(40))+' '+(20-A(40)));x.strokeStyle='#'+(A(1000)|0),x.stroke(new Path2D(P))

Sep 10 2018 10:18 PM UTC

}// 137/140

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Violent brush strokes

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remix of d/9747 by u/f8f82804

function u(t) {

c.width|=t=5*t%9;Q=(e,y,s,q)=>x.fillText(q,0|x.setTransform(s,0,0,s,e,y),0);Q(Y=1e3,840,11,'⛳',Q(t,Y,15,'🏌',Q(X=110*t,Y-X+t**3,6/++t,'⚽')))

Sep 11 2018 11:17 AM UTC

}// 139/140

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Golf dweet re-imagined with transforms instead of font changes. Turns out this isn't even shorter.

u/f8f82804

I like this! Might not be shorter but the ball is a good touch. #golf
u/magna

golfing golf

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