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function u(t) {

c.width=1920 // clear the canvas
for(i=0;i<9;i++)
x.fillRect(400+i*100+S(t)*300,400,50,200) // draw 50x200 rects

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    u(t) is called 60 times per second.
    t: Elapsed time in seconds.
    S: Shorthand for Math.sin.
    C: Shorthand for Math.cos.
    T: Shorthand for Math.tan.
    R: Function that generates rgba-strings, usage ex.: R(255, 255, 255, 0.5)
    c: A 1920x1080 canvas.
    x: A 2D context for that canvas.

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remix of d/32187 by u/rodrigo.siqueira

function u(t) {

for(i=240,j=0;i--;x.fillRect(j*T(1+S(t+i/30)/19),j*(S(4)+3)/2,i*8,i*4.5),j+=2.5)x.fillStyle=`hsl(${(t*40-T(999/i/2+t*6)*8)},50%,${i/3}%)`

Aug 1 2024 10:47 AM UTC

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function u(t) {

eval(unescape(escape`󩭯󬬨󪜽󮬽󨼮󭽩󩍴󪌽󜼵󜌻󪜭󛜻󮌮󩭩󫍬󤭥󨽴󚌮󛬮󪜼󝌹󟽛󚍱󟝩󟬳󞜩󟼱󝼰󛝔󚍩󚽴󛼹󚜪󞜹󞭩󚬹󛍱󟼶󜌭󠼨󭼫󭌯󝜩󚬴󜌺󜜳󜼫󭼬󜬰󛍱󟼲󜌺󮭝󞭩󟌶󝌿󦽩󚭩󙝺󛍷󚬱󝜬󜬬󜭝󞭛󜜷󝜭󪜬󜜹󝬬󪜪󜬬󛝩󧜩󚝸󛭦󪝬󫍓󭍹󫍥󟝒󚍡󟜷󩜳󛼨󪜭󝌸󚜪󭌯󜬰󛍡󛼳󛍷󟝩󚬪󪜥󞜩`.replace(/u../g,'')))

May 18 2024 7:07 PM UTC

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SQUIRTCOPTER - check out my new game at https://joachimford.uk !

u/cantelope

lolwut
u/cantelope

very fun, but too easy. i ended up just flying without shooting because i hadn't ever died. then i still didn't die lol
u/Joachim

u/cantelope haha thanks for trying it! The main focus of the game is squirting robots, so if you just bypass them the game won't progress :)
u/poetaster

I liked it too, but I only played to the 4th level :)
u/Joachim

u/poetaster glad you liked it!! :D

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function u(t) {

eval(unescape(escape`󮬽󨼮󭽩󩍴󪌽󜼱󜌊󩭯󬬨󢜽󜌻󚼫󢜼󜭥󜼻󮌮󩭩󫍬󤭥󨽴󚍩󚬹󙝺󛜳󛍩󛼹󛜹󛌶󚽱󚬴󛌹󚜩󬜽󚍩󟝉󛝴󚬲󚜾󞜹󞜫󤼨󢜪󞜥󮬯󝌸󚜪󮬬󮌮󩭩󫍬󤽴󮝬󩜽󤬨󮬭󪜯󝬬󬜿󮬯󜬫󤼨󢜪󢜩󚬹󞭺󚽓󚍉󚜪󞌰󛌡󬜪󮬩󒭸󛭦󫽮󭌽󙼱󛬲󩝭󘬧󛍸󛭦󪝬󫍔󩝸󭌨󘭉󣼧󤼠󣝉󤽓󢝏󣬢󛌹󞜬󝬰󚜻`.replace(/u../g,'')))

Dec 18 2023 2:36 PM UTC

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IO'S MISSION - check out my new game at https://joachimford.uk/content/ios_mission

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u/rodrigo.siqueira

Nice game! I played the game and got bitten by the sharks when I was almost reaching the coin chest at the bottom of the sea.
u/Joachim

u/rodrigo.siqueira thanks for playing it!! Yeah, the sharks can be a bit tough, but fortunately you don’t lose progress when you restart :D
u/Joachim

http://y2u.be/MUapUWdwDU8
u/timothytomato

Cool dweet and cool game! I got stuck at the part with the massive pirate
u/Joachim

Glad you liked it! :D
u/Joachim

https://joachimford.uk

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function u(t) {

eval(unescape(escape`󬜽󩜽󟭤󫽣󭝭󩝮󭌮󭽲󪝴󩜨󙼼󪝮󬍵󭌠󪝤󟝯󘍰󫍡󨽥󪍯󫍤󩝲󟜢󠝳󪼠󫝥󘍡󫭹󭍨󪝮󩼢󬽴󮝬󩜽󨭡󨽫󩽲󫽵󫭤󞬣󩝥󩌻󪍥󪝧󪍴󞬲󩝭󘍯󫭣󪍡󫭧󩜽󘭯󛭤󪝳󨝢󫍥󩌽󜜻󩍯󨽵󫝥󫭴󛭷󬭩󭍥󚍠󡍥󨝦󡽐󥌺󘌼󪝮󬍵󭌠󭭡󫍵󩜽󬍡󬭤󫽮󟼾󟍰󟭠󚜻󬜨󫼮󪝤󟝯󚜢󟬼󬌾󙼩󒭴󯍼󬜨󚜻`.replace(/u../g,'')))

Oct 12 2023 12:03 PM UTC

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DeafGPT - AI has never been this small! :D

u/384.cz

I previously made semi-working version d/28323
u/Joachim

u/384.cz yeah but this one can answer any question ;)

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function u(t) {

eval(unescape(escape`󩌽󜼱󝌫󤼨󭌪󜼰󚜪󜬵󞽦󫽲󚍺󟝣󛭷󪝤󭍨󯌽󪜽󝌻󪜭󛜻󮌮󨽬󩝡󬭒󩝣󭌨󞜸󝜫󪜪󝼵󙜱󝜰󛍤󚼶󜌬󝌰󛌴󜌩󚝸󛭦󪝬󫍒󩝣󭌨󛬮󛭩󟬲󟽛󞌴󝜬󩌬󜬹󜼬󜜷󜍝󞭩󟽛󞜶󝬫󤼨󨬽󭌪󜜵󚽩󚬳󚜪󞜹󛌶󞜰󛜨󠼨󨬩󟬰󙬦󠼨󨬩󚬱󝌰󚜬󝬰󛌶󜍝󞭛󜌬󝼵󜌬󮬬󜬰󧜩`.replace(/u../g,'')))

Oct 1 2022 12:23 PM UTC

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SNAKES AND LADDERS Check out my new game at https://joachimford.uk/content/snakes_and_la…

u/cantelope

my new fav game haha. got to lvl 11. bookmarked!
u/Joachim

Thank you! Keep going, you’re nearly there! ;)

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function u(t) {

for(c.width=i=300;i--;)x.fillRect(...i>9?[9,(10+i*8-t*40)%9e9-9,i%~~(S(i)*20)&&40+S(i*i)*20,3]:!i?[145,0,1,999]:[180+i%9*9+S(t)*20,70,5,20])

Jul 4 2022 10:48 AM UTC

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How to code a default

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function u(t) {

eval(unescape(escape`󩭯󬬨󮍛󩬽󙽦󪝬󫍒󩝣󭌧󧜨󪜽󜌬󜌬󮬽󨼮󭽩󩍴󪌽󜼱󞜬󮬩󞽩󟍺󚬹󞜻󪜫󚼩󮌮󩭩󫍬󤽴󮝬󩜽󤬨󢜽󪜥󚍺󚬲󚜬󫬽󪜭󢜬󤼨󩌽󭌫󮬯󢜩󚭺󛍉󚬽󛬰󜬩󛍸󦽦󧜨󜜵󜌫󠼨󭌫󩌪󞜩󚭉󚬴󚽮󚭉󛽺󛝉󚬵󜌬󝼰󚽉󚬱󜼫󠼨󩌪󝬫󫬩󚭃󚍮󚜪󢜪󞜬󢜯󞜬󢜯󞜩`.replace(/u../g,'')))

Jun 22 2022 1:08 PM UTC

}// 129/140

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u/vain

Very nice and stylish. love the depth fx too
u/taupelink

cool!
u/jellyedwards

Wow that's amazing

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function u(t) {

x.fillRect(0,0,z=c.width=300,z)
for(i=z;i--;x.fillText(i?i%9:'Bit Rain',i?i*i%z:a*9,i?a>.56?168:a*z:9))a=T(t/2+i),x.fillStyle=R(0,z,i,1-a/4)

Jun 14 2022 12:50 PM UTC

}// 140/140

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Bit Rain

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function u(t) {

z=c.width=330+S(t/3)*40
for(i=700;i--;x.fillRect(S(q*q)*z-S(q+t)*99+n*a,q/4+(d=C(q+S(q*q+t)-t))*99+C(d*9+t*7+n/3)*a,a,a))a=(q=i-(n=i%9))/99

Jun 6 2022 1:45 PM UTC

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Deep Sea Larvae

u/cantelope

relevant https://shorty.dweet.net/ZU4k
u/GreyHope

…not relevant
u/Joachim

#creepy #organic #swarm

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function u(t) {

x[f='fillRect'](0,0,z=c.width=332,z)
for(i=7e3;i--;x[f](150+S(120/n+t*9)*n+n*q/z,70+T(q/2)*n*7,a=n/9,a))x.fillStyle=R(n=i%z,q=i-n-3e3,n*=.2)

Jun 4 2022 3:06 PM UTC

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Thoughts Of A Worm

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u/magna

So stylish!
u/aleamb

yeah!
u/cantelope

rly cool
u/cantelope

relevant https://code.dweet.net/full/2w9e (sauce https://code.dweet.net/prettycode/2w9e)
u/GreyHope

Cool link
u/danny@hille.dk

more 3d but no time 4 golfing ->x[f='fillRect'](0,0,z=c.width=332,z,m=20*S(t)) for(i=7e3;i--;x[f](150+S(99/n+t*3)*n+n*q/z+m,70+T(q/2)*n*7+m,a=n/9,a))x.fillStyle=R(n=i%z,q=i-n-3e3,n*=.2)

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