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function u(t) {

c.width=1920 // clear the canvas
for(i=0;i<9;i++)
x.fillRect(400+i*100+S(t)*300,400,50,200) // draw 50x200 rects

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    u(t) is called 60 times per second.
    t: Elapsed time in seconds.
    S: Shorthand for Math.sin.
    C: Shorthand for Math.cos.
    T: Shorthand for Math.tan.
    R: Function that generates rgba-strings, usage ex.: R(255, 255, 255, 0.5)
    c: A 1920x1080 canvas.
    x: A 2D context for that canvas.

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function u(t) {

eval(unescape(escape`󮬽󨼮󭽩󩍴󪌽󜼱󜌊󩭯󬬨󢜽󜌻󚼫󢜼󜭥󜼻󮌮󩭩󫍬󤭥󨽴󚍩󚬹󙝺󛜳󛍩󛼹󛜹󛌶󚽱󚬴󛌹󚜩󬜽󚍩󟝉󛝴󚬲󚜾󞜹󞜫󤼨󢜪󞜥󮬯󝌸󚜪󮬬󮌮󩭩󫍬󤽴󮝬󩜽󤬨󮬭󪜯󝬬󬜿󮬯󜬫󤼨󢜪󢜩󚬹󞭺󚽓󚍉󚜪󞌰󛌡󬜪󮬩󒭸󛭦󫽮󭌽󙼱󛬲󩝭󘬧󛍸󛭦󪝬󫍔󩝸󭌨󘭉󣼧󤼠󣝉󤽓󢝏󣬢󛌹󞜬󝬰󚜻`.replace(/u../g,'')))

Dec 18 2023 2:36 PM UTC

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IO'S MISSION - check out my new game at https://joachimford.uk/content/ios_mission

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u/rodrigo.siqueira

Nice game! I played the game and got bitten by the sharks when I was almost reaching the coin chest at the bottom of the sea.
u/Joachim

u/rodrigo.siqueira thanks for playing it!! Yeah, the sharks can be a bit tough, but fortunately you don’t lose progress when you restart :D
u/Joachim

http://y2u.be/MUapUWdwDU8
u/timothytomato

Cool dweet and cool game! I got stuck at the part with the massive pirate
u/Joachim

Glad you liked it! :D
u/Joachim

https://joachimford.uk

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function u(t) {

eval(unescape(escape`󨼮󭽩󩍴󪌽󜼰󜌊󭽩󭍨󚍸󚝦󫽲󚍩󟜲󜌻󪜭󛜻󬽴󬭯󪽥󤭥󨽴󚌨󪜫󭌪󞜩󙜱󞜪󜜵󛌱󝜰󛌱󝜬󛝩󙝓󚍩󚜪󝌰󛜳󜌩󚝦󪝬󫍒󩝣󭌨󜜲󜌫󪜪󜬱󙜸󝌬󜜲󞜫󤼨󭌪󝬰󚜯󝌬󜬰󛌲󜌩󛍦󪝬󫍓󭍹󫍥󟜧󘼰󜌰󝜧󛍦󪝬󫍒󩝣󭌨󜜲󜌫󚍩󚬹󚽴󚬹󚜥󪜪󞜬󨜽󜜲󜌭󚍩󚬹󚽴󚬹󚜥󪜪󝜬󨜯󞜬󨜯󞜩`.replace(/u../g,'')))

Nov 7 2021 9:17 AM UTC

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City Train

u/Joachim

#city #train
u/danny@hille.dk

Sooo cute ❤
u/Sab

Hi
u/vain

impressive idea and execution

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function u(t) {

eval(unescape(escape`󭌿󜌺󬌽󦽝󒭺󟝣󛭷󪝤󭍨󟜹󞜊󬌮󬍵󬽨󚍻󮌺󝜰󛍹󞬱󛍳󞭍󨝴󪌮󬭡󫭤󫽭󚌩󚬲󛜱󛍶󞬳󜌭󭌬󮬺󜝽󚜊󩭯󬬨󪜠󫽦󘍰󚝻󪜮󮬫󟜰󛬳󒭸󛭦󪝬󫍒󩝣󭌨󪜮󮌫󟝩󛭳󛽩󛭺󛍩󛭹󟍩󛭶󟽩󛭹󚬽󜜮󜜺󪜮󮜭󟝩󛭹󛝩󛭶󛌲󛌲󚝽󮌮󩭩󫍬󤽴󮝬󩜽󙼣󝌳󜜧󒭸󛭦󪝬󫍒󩝣󭌨󜌬󜼰󛍺󛍺󚜻`.replace(/u../g,'')))

Aug 27 2021 3:01 PM UTC

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A pile of slurry

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remix of d/32187 by u/rodrigo.siqueira

function u(t) {

for(i=240,j=0;i--;x.fillRect(j*T(1+S(t+i/30)/19),j*(S(4)+3)/2,i*8,i*4.5),j+=2.5)x.fillStyle=`hsl(${(t*40-T(999/i/2+t*6)*8)},50%,${i/3}%)`

Aug 1 2024 10:47 AM UTC

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Joachim

function u(t) {

eval(unescape(escape`󩌽󭌪󝌊󩭯󬬨󪜽󮬽󨼮󭽩󩍴󪌽󞜹󞽩󛜭󞽸󛭣󫍥󨝲󤭥󨽴󚌨󬌽󪜼󜬩󟼲󚽩󚬹󜬫󬜺󝌸󚽃󚍤󚜪󝌴󛍰󟼲󜌫󤼨󠼨󪜪󞜫󭌪󞜩󚽴󚬴󚜪󞜫󬝞󜜺󜬵󚽓󚍤󚜪󞜬󜬬󬌿󜜵󞬲󚜩󬜽󥌨󭌪󮬩󛼹󛍸󛭦󪝬󫍓󭍹󫍥󟝒󚍩󛍩󛍓󚍩󛼲󜌩󚬱󝜰󚽓󚍩󚬲󚽤󚜪󜬰󚜬󮌮󩭩󫍬󤭥󨽴󚌰󛍩󛍺󛌱󧭱󚜻`.replace(/u../g,'')))

Mar 20 2022 1:12 PM UTC

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Glitch Pong

u/andrea270872

nice "juice" :D
u/Joachim

#pong #glitch

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function u(t) {

eval(unescape(escape`󮬽󨼮󭽩󩍴󪍼󟝴󟼰󞭰󟝛󧜊󬌮󭝮󬽨󪝦󭌨󮽸󞬹󝬰󛝓󚍴󚜪󞜹󛍹󞬵󝌰󛍳󞬱󛍣󞭒󚌰󛍓󚍴󚭺󚜪󞌰󛌰󚝽󚜊󩭯󬬨󪜠󫽦󘍰󚝻󮌮󬽴󬭯󪽥󤽴󮝬󩜽󪜮󨼊󮌮󫍩󫭥󥽩󩍴󪌽󪜮󬼯󞜊󪜮󮌼󜌦󙭰󛭳󬍬󪝣󩜨󪜬󜜩󒭸󛭳󭍲󫽫󩝒󩝣󭌨󫜽󪜮󮌭󪜮󬼯󜬬󫜯󜜮󝜬󪜮󬼪󟜱󛬰󝜬󪜮󬼩󯜻`.replace(/u../g,'')))

Jul 1 2021 9:41 AM UTC

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Snake Tunnel

u/Joachim

#tunnel
u/Toby

FFS! How does that work?!

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Joachim

function u(t) {

eval(unescape(escape`󩭯󬬨󪜽󮬽󨼮󭽩󩍴󪌽󜼵󜌻󪜭󛜻󮌮󩭩󫍬󤭥󨽴󚌮󛬮󪜼󝌹󟽛󚍱󟝩󟬳󞜩󟼱󝼰󛝔󚍩󚽴󛼹󚜪󞜹󞭩󚬹󛍱󟼶󜌭󠼨󭼫󭌯󝜩󚬴󜌺󜜳󜼫󭼬󜬰󛍱󟼲󜌺󮭝󞭩󟌶󝌿󦽩󚭩󙝺󛍷󚬱󝜬󜬬󜭝󞭛󜜷󝜭󪜬󜜹󝬬󪜪󜬬󛝩󧜩󚝸󛭦󪝬󫍓󭍹󫍥󟝒󚍡󟜷󩜳󛼨󪜭󝌸󚜪󭌯󜬰󛍡󛼳󛍷󟝩󚬪󪜥󞜩`.replace(/u../g,'')))

May 18 2024 7:07 PM UTC

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SQUIRTCOPTER - check out my new game at https://joachimford.uk !

u/cantelope

lolwut
u/cantelope

very fun, but too easy. i ended up just flying without shooting because i hadn't ever died. then i still didn't die lol
u/Joachim

u/cantelope haha thanks for trying it! The main focus of the game is squirting robots, so if you just bypass them the game won't progress :)
u/poetaster

I liked it too, but I only played to the 4th level :)
u/Joachim

u/poetaster glad you liked it!! :D

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function u(t) {

for(c.width=i=300;i--;)x.fillRect(...i>9?[9,(10+i*8-t*40)%9e9-9,i%~~(S(i)*20)&&40+S(i*i)*20,3]:!i?[145,0,1,999]:[180+i%9*9+S(t)*20,70,5,20])

Jul 4 2022 10:48 AM UTC

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How to code a default

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function u(t) {

eval(unescape(escape`󬼽󚍺󟝣󛭷󪝤󭍨󟜳󜌰󚜯󜬊󭌿󫽮󫝯󭝳󩝤󫽷󫬽󧼽󟭤󚼫󞭱󟝤󟜰󒭦󫽲󚍩󟜰󞼫󚽩󟍳󞽸󛭦󪝬󫍒󩝣󭌨󛬮󛭷󙬡󬜿󦽳󚼨󫌿󩬺󛝦󚜬󞜰󚽩󛍦󛌭󩭝󞭛󝌰󚽤󙜲󚭳󛍳󛌹󜌬󮭝󚜩󩬽󪜯󜬬󫜽󭌪󭌫󮬯󪜬󭼽󫜥󜜵󟌴󛍬󟝭󙜳󜌼󝌊󬝼󯌨󬜽󭼦󫌽󟝤󙜲󛍧󟜧󤽣󫽲󩜭󙼫󯭴󚜊󭍨󬭯󭼠󩼻`.replace(/u../g,'')))

Jun 1 2022 12:09 PM UTC

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Highway Game!! Avoid the fast 'cars' by tapping the screen. Your score is printed to the console. Thank you u/GreyHope for the golfing tips!

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u/Joachim

The current record is 24 seconds - beat that! ;-)
u/MAxSaL

26 seconds!
u/GreyHope

35 !!
u/Joachim

HaHa, I don't think anyone can break that record! Nice try u/MAxSaL :P
u/cantelope

39 https://jsbot.cantelope.org/uploads/1D1dXK.j…
u/cantelope

fun!
u/Joachim

Oh no… I’m still stuck on the twenties…
u/Joachim

#interactive #game

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function u(t) {

eval(unescape(escape`󮬽󨼮󭽩󩍴󪌽󜼰󜌊󭌿󬌮󬍵󬽨󚍻󦌺󤼨󭌪󜼩󚬹󞜬󮜺󜜬󬬺󮬥󤼨󭌩󚼱󯜩󞭰󟝛󧜊󮍛󩬽󙽦󪝬󫍒󩝣󭌧󧜨󞜬󞜬󜜰󛌱󜌩󒭦󫽲󚍩󘍯󩬠󬌩󭽩󭍨󚍩󚝸󦽳󟜧󩭩󫍬󤽴󮝬󩜧󧜽󤬨󜌬󬬪󞜹󚜬󮍛󩭝󚌰󛌹󞜫󮜬󮬬󮜯󞜩󛍹󛼽󛬹󝜬󮍛󬽝󟜧󘼴󝌴󙼬󮍛󩭝󚍘󚼱󝜰󛝹󛼲󛌹󞜫󮜬󮜬󮜯󞜩`.replace(/u../g,'')))

Sep 8 2021 9:13 AM UTC

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#landscape #perspective #road #track

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