Dweets by u/Joachim

function u(t) {

c.width=1920 // clear the canvas
for(i=0;i<9;i++)
x.fillRect(400+i*100+S(t)*300,400,50,200) // draw 50x200 rects

} // 122/140

Please log in (or register) to post a dweet (copy-paste the code somewhere safe to save it meanwhile)


    u(t) is called 60 times per second.
    t: Elapsed time in seconds.
    S: Shorthand for Math.sin.
    C: Shorthand for Math.cos.
    T: Shorthand for Math.tan.
    R: Function that generates rgba-strings, usage ex.: R(255, 255, 255, 0.5)
    c: A 1920x1080 canvas.
    x: A 2D context for that canvas.

Try the new frontend: beta.dwitter.net
Current theme challenge: #Opposites

show FPS hide FPS share fullscreen

Joachim

function u(t) {

eval(unescape(escape`󬼽󚍺󟝣󛭷󪝤󭍨󟜳󜌰󚜯󜬊󭌿󫽮󫝯󭝳󩝤󫽷󫬽󧼽󟭤󚼫󞭱󟝤󟜰󒭦󫽲󚍩󟜰󞼫󚽩󟍳󞽸󛭦󪝬󫍒󩝣󭌨󛬮󛭷󙬡󬜿󦽳󚼨󫌿󩬺󛝦󚜬󞜰󚽩󛍦󛌭󩭝󞭛󝌰󚽤󙜲󚭳󛍳󛌹󜌬󮭝󚜩󩬽󪜯󜬬󫜽󭌪󭌫󮬯󪜬󭼽󫜥󜜵󟌴󛍬󟝭󙜳󜌼󝌊󬝼󯌨󬜽󭼦󫌽󟝤󙜲󛍧󟜧󤽣󫽲󩜭󙼫󯭴󚜊󭍨󬭯󭼠󩼻`.replace(/u../g,'')))

Jun 1 2022 12:09 PM UTC

}// 140/140

Please log in (or register) to post as a new dweet (copy-paste code somewhere safe to save it meanwhile).

Highway Game!! Avoid the fast 'cars' by tapping the screen. Your score is printed to the console. Thank you u/GreyHope for the golfing tips!

Show more comments…
u/Joachim

The current record is 24 seconds - beat that! ;-)
u/MAxSaL

26 seconds!
u/GreyHope

35 !!
u/Joachim

HaHa, I don't think anyone can break that record! Nice try u/MAxSaL :P
u/cantelope

39 https://jsbot.cantelope.org/uploads/1D1dXK.j…
u/cantelope

fun!
u/Joachim

Oh no… I’m still stuck on the twenties…
u/Joachim

#interactive #game

show FPS hide FPS share 1 remix fullscreen

Joachim

function u(t) {

for(z=c.width|=i=0;++i<z*2;x.fillStyle=R(p?z:2e4/I,3e4/I,2e4/I))x.fillRect(960+S(z/(I=i%z)+t*7|0)*I*9+(p=i<z&&I/2),400+I+p*2,p?I/9:I,I)

May 16 2022 3:43 PM UTC

}// 135/140

Please log in (or register) to post as a new dweet (copy-paste code somewhere safe to save it meanwhile).

Misty Trees

u/taupelink

cool! actually reminds me of the characters in some Blendo Games works
u/UEZ

#Borg #trees ;-)

show FPS hide FPS share fullscreen

Joachim

function u(t) {

eval(unescape(escape`󮌮󩭩󫍬󤭥󨽴󚌰󛌰󛍣󛭷󪝤󭍨󟝺󟜴󜌰󛍺󚜻󩭯󬬨󪜽󜌻󚼫󪜼󜽥󝌻󮌮󩭩󫍬󤭥󨽴󚌲󜌰󚼨󪜥󮬭󜬰󜌩󚭙󛌹󜌫󦜪󞜫󠼨󜼰󛽙󚽴󚬳󚜪󤼨󪜥󮬯󞜩󚭙󚬷󧬱󛍙󛍺󚜩󦜽󪜪󪜯󝝥󝼬󮌮󩭩󫍬󤽴󮝬󩜽󤬨󦜪󝜬󦜪󜜶󚜬󒭸󛭣󫍥󨝲󤭥󨽴󚍩󚭩󙝺󚽔󚍩󚽴󛼵󜌩󚬹󛍩󛜹󛍓󚍩󚽴󚬹󚜬󜜩`.replace(/u../g,'')))

May 9 2022 1:17 PM UTC

}// 140/140

Please log in (or register) to post as a new dweet (copy-paste code somewhere safe to save it meanwhile).

Magic Land

u/384.cz

#slow
u/Joachim

#d3 #minecraft

show FPS hide FPS share 1 remix fullscreen

Joachim

function u(t) {

c.width=z=400;t?q-=p/z:q=p=0;onmousemove=e=>p=e.x-z;for(i=4e4;i--;x.fillRect(200+(i%z-99)*Y,99+Y*9+C(30/Y+t*9)*C(i%z/3-q)*Y*2,Y,Y/9))Y=i/2e3

May 9 2022 10:02 AM UTC

}// 140/140

Please log in (or register) to post as a new dweet (copy-paste code somewhere safe to save it meanwhile).

Mountain Flyover - use the mouse to pan around

Show more comments…
u/GreyHope

#interactive #d3 #landscape
u/vain

great interactive #3d landscape fx
u/pavel

-1 q=t?q-p/z:p=0
u/neimad

wizardry
u/Qwitter

nice!!!
u/Qwitter

nice!!!
u/cantelope

reminiscent d/11420

show FPS hide FPS share fullscreen

Joachim

function u(t) {

for(i=z=c.width=300;i--;x.fillRect(140+a*i+C(t*9)*30,90+i*(S(t*9%3.1)/9+.3),i,i/z))a=T(z^z/i+t*4),x.fillStyle=R(b=a*z,S(b)*z,T(b)*z)

Apr 13 2022 9:23 AM UTC

}// 132/140

Please log in (or register) to post as a new dweet (copy-paste code somewhere safe to save it meanwhile).

Infinite hopscotch

u/Odog8

Thats nuts
u/Joachim

This 3D-like technique is useful for making single-direction ground textures. This is roughly how it works: A rectangle with a height of ~1px is drawn for every row of pixels on the screen. The width of every rectangle depends on how far down it is (their index). The x position of every rectangle is defined by this bit of code: T(z^z/i+t*9). This is then multiplied by their index to achieve a 3D look, as everything gets bigger & faster near the bottom of the screen. Without the animation or colours, the entire thing can get as small as 64 char: for(i=z=c.width=300;i--;)x.fillRect(140+T(z^z/i+t*9)*i,90+i,i,1). Feel free to get it even smaller!
u/vain

@u/Joachim: Thanks a lot for the litte explanation and example. =)
u/Joachim

#d3 #perspective #mist #colors
u/lineburgb

for(i=z=c.width=300;i--;)x.fillRect(140+T(z^z/i+t*9)*i,90+i,i,1)

show FPS hide FPS share fullscreen

Joachim

remix of d/2522 by u/magna

function u(t) {

((c.width|=y=0,x.font='64px"',u+``).slice(0,t*3+S(t)*5)+'|').split`)`.map(r=>x.fillText(r.replace(/a|e/g,e=>r.search(e)%2?'o ':''),0,y+=64))

Apr 7 2022 2:13 PM UTC

}// 140/140

Please log in (or register) to post as a new dweet (copy-paste code somewhere safe to save it meanwhile).

Squeezed 140 char, thanks to d/9208 by u/ETHproductions . PROS: skipped characters / typos / new lines in the wrong places. CONS: no blinking carets / default font

show FPS hide FPS share fullscreen

Joachim

function u(t) {

eval(unescape(escape`󭽩󭍨󚍸󚝦󫽲󚍩󟝺󟝣󛭷󪝤󭍨󟜳󜌰󞽩󛜭󞽩󟌱󝼿󚍦󪝬󫍒󩝣󭌨󪜪󜬰󛌹󞜫󥌨󪜪󚬳󚜪󞜬󜬰󛍺󚜬󩭩󫍬󤭥󨽴󚌶󝼬󝜴󚽩󚬵󛌸󛍩󚬳󚜬󨽬󩝡󬭒󩝣󭌨󝼰󚽩󚬲󙜳󛌶󜌬󜜬󜜩󚜺󩭩󫍬󚍡󬭣󚌹󞜬󝌰󛍩󛌰󛌷󚜩󚝢󩝧󪝮󤍡󭍨󚍦󪝬󫍓󭍹󫍥󟝒󚍡󟜨󭌯󞜪󜭥󝌩󛼨󪜭󜜶󚜬󨜯󜬩󚜻`.replace(/u../g,'')))

Mar 24 2022 10:40 AM UTC

}// 140/140

Please log in (or register) to post as a new dweet (copy-paste code somewhere safe to save it meanwhile).

THE MITIGATOR Check out my new game at https://coffee.greyhope.uk/games.html

Show more comments…
u/rep_movsd

Amazing
u/jellyedwards

Wow!
u/danny@hille.dk

Super cool dweet and game, Were you, by any chance, inspired by a certain Disney character? :-)
u/Joachim

u/danny@hille.dk Not intentionally, but I've watched WALL.E so many times I wouldn't be surprised if I had, now you mention it ;)
u/vain

Oh... did'nt saw the info / link to the game. As danny@hille.dk said before - really cool dweet, game and inspiration by disney! ;-)
u/joeytwiddle

*allegedly* inspired. We don't have the funds for a Disney lawsuit!
u/Joachim

u/joeytwiddle goodness, I hadn't thought of that! 🤣 By the way everyone, the website link has changed to https://joachimford.uk/content/the_mitigator…
u/Joachim

ugh, changed again. Just visit https://joachimford.uk and you'll find it

show FPS hide FPS share fullscreen

Joachim

function u(t) {

eval(unescape(escape`󩌽󭌪󝌊󩭯󬬨󪜽󮬽󨼮󭽩󩍴󪌽󞜹󞽩󛜭󞽸󛭣󫍥󨝲󤭥󨽴󚌨󬌽󪜼󜬩󟼲󚽩󚬹󜬫󬜺󝌸󚽃󚍤󚜪󝌴󛍰󟼲󜌫󤼨󠼨󪜪󞜫󭌪󞜩󚽴󚬴󚜪󞜫󬝞󜜺󜬵󚽓󚍤󚜪󞜬󜬬󬌿󜜵󞬲󚜩󬜽󥌨󭌪󮬩󛼹󛍸󛭦󪝬󫍓󭍹󫍥󟝒󚍩󛍩󛍓󚍩󛼲󜌩󚬱󝜰󚽓󚍩󚬲󚽤󚜪󜬰󚜬󮌮󩭩󫍬󤭥󨽴󚌰󛍩󛍺󛌱󧭱󚜻`.replace(/u../g,'')))

Mar 20 2022 1:12 PM UTC

}// 140/140

Please log in (or register) to post as a new dweet (copy-paste code somewhere safe to save it meanwhile).

Glitch Pong

u/andrea270872

nice "juice" :D
u/Joachim

#pong #glitch

show FPS hide FPS share fullscreen

Joachim

function u(t) {

eval(unescape(escape`󩭯󬬨󪜽󮬽󨼮󭽩󩍴󪌽󜼰󜌻󪜭󛜻󮌮󨽬󩝡󬭒󩝣󭌨󬌿󞜫󪜪󜬷󜌺󨜽󜜴󝌫󠼨󭌩󚬱󜬷󛍰󟼶󜌫󤼨󭌫󪜪󜼩󚬵󜌺󝬰󚽡󛼵󛌹󛍰󟼵󜌺󞜩󚝰󟝩󟌲󛍸󛭦󪝬󫍓󭍹󫍥󟝒󚌡󪜦󙭺󛍓󚍩󛼶󜌩󚬹󞜫󤼨󪜭󭌪󞜩󚬵󛍩󙭺󚜬󮌮󩭩󫍬󤭥󨽴󚌰󛍩󛍺󛌱󚜬󮌮󩭩󫍬󥍥󮍴󚌧󤍏󣭇󙼬󭌪󮬥󜼬󞜩`.replace(/u../g,"")))

Mar 19 2022 3:02 PM UTC

}// 140/140

Please log in (or register) to post as a new dweet (copy-paste code somewhere safe to save it meanwhile).

PONG

u/magna

WOW!
u/Joachim

#pong #game #retro #crt

show FPS hide FPS share fullscreen

Joachim

function u(t) {

eval(unescape(escape`󮬽󨼮󭽩󩍴󪌽󜼰󜌊󬌽󩬽󟭻󬭥󭍵󬭮󘌹󞜫󤼨󭌫󝜫󩬯󝜰󚽓󚍴󚽦󛼳󜌩󚜪󝬰󯜊󮍛󬼽󙽦󪝬󫍓󭍹󫍥󙽝󟜧󘽤󝜰󙼬󮌮󩭩󫍬󚍸󛭡󬭣󚍡󟝴󚬹󙝺󛍰󚍡󚜬󜼬󜌬󝼩󚜊󩭯󬬨󪜽󮬻󪜭󛜻󮍛󩭝󚍩󛍰󚍩󚜬󛬴󛍺󚜩󮍛󬽝󟜧󘼰󞍢󙼬󮍛󩬽󙽦󪝬󫍒󩝣󭌧󧜨󪜪󪜥󮬬󪜪󥌨󭌫󪜩󛌮󜼬󞜩`.replace(/u../g,"")))

Mar 11 2022 10:40 AM UTC

}// 139/140

Please log in (or register) to post as a new dweet (copy-paste code somewhere safe to save it meanwhile).

u/magna

Great! :D
u/Joachim

#water #waves #rain

dwitter.net | Joachim (1072)