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function u(t) {

c.width=1920 // clear the canvas
for(i=0;i<9;i++)
x.fillRect(400+i*100+S(t)*300,400,50,200) // draw 50x200 rects

} // 122/140

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    u(t) is called 60 times per second.
    t: Elapsed time in seconds.
    S: Shorthand for Math.sin.
    C: Shorthand for Math.cos.
    T: Shorthand for Math.tan.
    R: Function that generates rgba-strings, usage ex.: R(255, 255, 255, 0.5)
    c: A 1920x1080 canvas.
    x: A 2D context for that canvas.

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function u(t) {

t||(location="//www.dwitter.net/d"+location.pathname.substring(3))

Jan 1 2018 1:40 PM UTC

}// 66/140

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u/trupples

oh god
u/Bugsy

Why >.<
u/Bugsy

Why >.<
u/BirdsTweetCodersDweet

What the hell?!
u/BirdsTweetCodersDweet

Where does it end?? XD
u/Bugsy

Oh, on PC this is much less destructive than on mobile >>
u/zanella

*slow clap*
u/joeytwiddle

#recursive

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doof

remix of d/5072 by u/doof

function u(t) {

with(x)rotate(1/(t||translate(n=960,540))/99),drawImage(c,-957,-537,1914,1074),fillStyle=`hsl(${t*90},50%,50%)`,fillRect(-n,S(t)*n,n+n,t&63)

Jan 1 2018 4:59 AM UTC

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u/donbright

hell yes. great

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doof

remix of d/5063 by u/doof

function u(t) {

t||x.translate(960,540)
x.rotate(.0005)
x.drawImage(c,-960,-540,1920,1080)
x.fillStyle=`hsla(${t*60},50%,50%,.1)`
x.fillRect(-t*2,0,t*4,540)

Jan 2 2018 7:19 AM UTC

}// 140/140

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seeing stars 🤩

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function u(t) {

l=localStorage
t||(l[u]=a=parseInt(l[u]||0)+1,c.outerHTML="You have viewed this dweet "+a+" time"+(--a?"s":""))

Dec 31 2017 8:45 AM UTC

}// 111/140

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u/joeytwiddle

Novel!
u/trupples

That's awesome
u/sigveseb

Oh god we can do multi-dweet dweets by stashing things in localstorage
u/PiggyClone205

We need to compete for most times viewing this.
u/dogspace

yay http://prntscr.com/icoc13
u/lionleaf

#localStorage
u/joeytwiddle

The key is the sourcecode. Nice short way to generate a unique key!

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function u(t) {

t||x.translate(960,540)
with(x)rotate(T(t*t)*.01),drawImage(c,-957,-537,n=1914,1074),fillStyle=`hsla(${t*60},50%,50%,.02)`,fillRect(0,0,n,n)

Jan 1 2018 2:59 AM UTC

}// 140/140

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remix of d/4937 by u/doof

function u(t) {

if(!t)with(document)for(l=localStorage,write(`<pre>${location.origin.bold()} localStorage:`);k=l.key(t++);)write(`\n\n${k.bold()}\n${l[k]}`)

Jan 1 2018 1:24 PM UTC

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remix of d/3899 by u/doof

function u(t) {

c.width^=0
x.beginPath(x.translate(960,540))
for(i=t/Math.PI/2;i-->-1;x.rotate(t),x.arc(S(t)*200,0,300,0,7))x.lineTo(0,0);
x.fill('evenodd')

Dec 31 2017 6:52 AM UTC

}// 140/140

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finally got what i originally wanted d/3899 to be -- the lineTo(0,0) takes care of the evenodd artifacts, and the addition of more circles is timed with the contractions. i'll stop with the circles now, i promise. :P

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remix of d/4970 by u/doof

function u(t) {

t||x.translate(960,540)
x.rotate(.001)
x.drawImage(c,-940,-520,1880,1040)
x.fillStyle=`hsla(${t*60},50%,50%,.3)`
x.fillRect(0,0,1,1e3)

Jan 1 2018 1:41 AM UTC

}// 134/140

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remix of d/5078 by u/doof

function u(t) {

with(x)drawImage(c,-957,-537,n=1914,1074),fillStyle=`hsl(${t*240},50%,50%)`,fillRect(-n,S(t||rotate(3.12,translate(n=960,540)))*n,n+n,t&63)

Jan 1 2018 5:37 AM UTC

}// 139/140

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function u(t) {

t||x.translate(960,540)
x.rotate(.1/t)
x.drawImage(c,-980,-560,1960,1120)
x.fillStyle=`hsla(${t*60},50%,50%,.3)`
x.fillRect(0,0,1,1e3)

Dec 31 2017 2:41 PM UTC

}// 134/140

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