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function u(t) {

c.width=1920 // clear the canvas
for(i=0;i<9;i++)
x.fillRect(400+i*100+S(t)*300,400,50,200) // draw 50x200 rects

} // 122/140

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    u(t) is called 60 times per second.
    t: Elapsed time in seconds.
    S: Shorthand for Math.sin.
    C: Shorthand for Math.cos.
    T: Shorthand for Math.tan.
    R: Function that generates rgba-strings, usage ex.: R(255, 255, 255, 0.5)
    c: A 1920x1080 canvas.
    x: A 2D context for that canvas.

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remix of d/11826 by u/f8f82804

function u(t) {

throw u

Jan 15 2019 9:19 PM UTC

}// 7/140

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I can't find any instance of this being done before, but I'd be surprised if I was the first. Not as elegant as u/metamero's version, but shorter! Several earlier #quine dweets happily include the declaration of u. #throw #golf

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pretty sure i saw or done this before hehehe but is a nive one to have on your page. you see it is a js quine not a "strict dwitter quine", since you have to delete function u(... . and nive job golfing d/11826 . as far as i know, so far, this is the record =]
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nice*
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#jsquine

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remix of d/11824 by u/metamero

function u(t) {

throw(u+u).slice(16,39)

Jan 15 2019 9:09 PM UTC

}// 23/140

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#throw #quine #golf

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great! 23B
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this is the ww dwttr #record ! (for now)
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#dwitterquine
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beaten for the #record by d/11833

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function u(t) {

eval(unescape(escape`睩瑨⡳灥散桓祮瑨敳楳⥴㽳灥慫楮杼米灥慫⡮敷⁓灥散桓祮瑨敳楳啴瑥牡湣攨猽献獬楣攨〬椽晲慭攥献汥湧瑨⤫却物湧⹦牯浃桡牃潤攨㤷⭦牡浥┲㘩⭳⹳汩捥⡩⬱⤩⤺猽❤睩瑴敲⁩猠晵渮⸮✻瑨牯眠猻`.replace(/u(..)/g,"$1%")))

Jan 14 2019 10:33 PM UTC

}// 136/140

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#halting #audio dweet -- a combination of d/9742 and d/11804

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#compressed
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#speech #voice
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#random
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with(speechSynthesis)t?speaking||speak(new SpeechSynthesisUtterance(s=s.slice(0,i=frame%s.length)+String.fromCharCode(97+frame%26)+s.slice(i+1))):s='dwitter is fun...';throw s;

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remix of d/11803 by u/f8f82804

function u(t) {

t?x.fillText(s=s.slice(x.font='256px a',i=1+Math.random()*s.length)+String.fromCharCode(768+frame%112)+s.slice(i),9,660):s='ᴅ ᴡ ɪ ᴛ ᴛ ᴇ ʀ'

Jan 14 2019 10:16 PM UTC

}// 138/140

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#unicode #corruption #glitch

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#zalgo

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remix of d/11723 by u/f8f82804

function u(t) {

c.width|=l=[84,157,287,542]
x.translate(960,0)
x.rotate(Math.PI/4)
for(a of l.map(v=>l.map(l=>v*.7*S(t)**2+v*.1)))x.fillRect(...a)

Jan 10 2019 2:56 AM UTC

}// 130/140

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remix of d/11718 by u/username

function u(t) {

c.width|=l=[84,157,287,542]
x.translate(960,-32)
x.rotate(Math.PI/4)
for(a of l.map(v=>l.map(l=>v*S(t)**2)))x.fillRect(...a)

Jan 10 2019 2:53 AM UTC

}// 124/140

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remix of d/10811 by u/f8f82804

function u(t) {

c.width=480;for(i=6;i--;x.lineTo(a=240+S(p)*z,b=2*z-150),x.font=z/4+'px a',i&&x.fillText('🌰',a-z/8,b))z=600/(4+C(p=t-2.5133*i));x.stroke()

Nov 3 2018 6:39 AM UTC

}// 138/140

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#nuttynovember #remix for u/MangoBox

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remix of d/10806 by u/pavel

function u(t) {

c.width=480;for(k=5;k--;)for(n=7;n--;x.lineTo(240+300*r*S(p)/z,240*(n<4?n:6-n)/z))r=n%3>0,z=3+r*C(p=t+(n<4?n:n-4)/1.6+1.26*k);x.stroke()

Nov 1 2018 5:01 PM UTC

}// 136/140

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#wireframe #d3 #perspective #decahedron #d10

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#pentagonal #trapezohedron

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remix of d/10797 by u/f8f82804

function u(t) {

c.width=480;i=0;for(y of'0235320235320235')x.lineTo(240+2*(r=y%5?1:0)*S(p=t+.628*'0010320450760890'[i++])*(z=120/(3+r*C(p))),y*z);x.stroke()

Oct 31 2018 7:10 PM UTC

}// 140/140

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#draft dweet of a #wireframe #d3 #perspective #decahedron -- in this case it's a #pentagonal #trapezohedron (#d10)

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making this work as intended in the size limit will require coming up with a more clever way of iterating over the vertices, either via a formula or a more clever encoding of their coordinates

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remix of d/10688 by u/yonatan

function u(t) {

(t?j:c)[t?'outerHTML':'innerHTML']=h=`<svg id=j><filter id=f><feTurbulence baseFrequency=${-.012*(T(t)+S(t/3))}>`
c.style.filter='url(#f)'

Oct 25 2018 6:20 PM UTC

}// 138/140

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