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function u(t) {

c.width=1920 // clear the canvas
for(i=0;i<9;i++)
x.fillRect(400+i*100+S(t)*300,400,50,200) // draw 50x200 rects

} // 122/140

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    u(t) is called 60 times per second.
    t: Elapsed time in seconds.
    S: Shorthand for Math.sin.
    C: Shorthand for Math.cos.
    T: Shorthand for Math.tan.
    R: Function that generates rgba-strings, usage ex.: R(255, 255, 255, 0.5)
    c: A 1920x1080 canvas.
    x: A 2D context for that canvas.

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remix of d/7333 by u/Batrachus

function u(t) {

for(i=d=60,c.width=16*d;i--;x.arc(8*d+(j-.5)*S(t)*d*8,4*d+S(3*j)*d*2,M,0,6))j=i/d,M=8*d*Math.max(0,S(2.5*j+.6)/6-.06)+12;x.stroke()

Mar 18 2018 9:05 AM UTC

}// 131/140

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Wireframe banana (actually a sort of spiral)

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Banana for scale.
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#banana

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remix of d/7355 by u/New_Core

function u(t) {

for(i=a=360;i--;x.fillRect(i?a*S(i*a)*s+955:0,i?a*C(i)*s+535:0,k=i?s*9:2e3,k))s=20/((i+t*40)%a-a),x.fillStyle=i?`hsl(${i*5},99%,50%`:'#0001'

Mar 18 2018 5:39 AM UTC

}// 140/140

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Remixing New_Core's Starfield 3

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#starfield

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remix of d/7355 by u/New_Core

function u(t) {

for(i=a=90;i--;x.fillRect(i?a*S(i*99)*s+955:0,i?60*C(i)*s+535:0,k=i?2*s:2e3,k))s=a/((i+t*a)%a-a),x.fillStyle=i?`hsl(${i*8},99%,50%`:'#0002'

Mar 18 2018 5:39 AM UTC

}// 139/140

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Remixing New_Core's Starfield 2

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This one is slightly flattened

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remix of d/7301 by u/yonatan

function u(t) {

for(x.beginPath(i=1920);i--;x.lineTo(i,t%9*99+(Y|0)*8*t))for(Y=0,j=4;j--;)Y=Y+S(((i-960)/t+S(t+Y)*299*j*j/t)/(40*2**j));
t<9&&x.stroke()

Mar 12 2018 11:13 AM UTC

}// 136/140

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jagarikin inspired wireframe landscape

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u/joeytwiddle

Nice work by yonatan. I am happy to abuse all the spare characters they saved!
u/joeytwiddle

To finish it off: s/t%9/t/ ; s/t<9/t<15/
u/aleamb

wow! love it!!
u/iverjo

Neat!
u/iverjo

#landscape
u/fujimotos

#scanline
u/fujimotos

#slow_render

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remix of d/7355 by u/New_Core

function u(t) {

for(i=a=720;i--;x.fillRect(i?a*S(i*99)*s+955:0,i?a*C(i)*s+535:0,k=i?s*9:2e3,k))s=99/((i+t*a)%a-a),x.fillStyle=i?`hsl(${i*2},99%,50%`:'#0005'

Mar 18 2018 5:38 AM UTC

}// 140/140

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Remixing New_Core's Starfield 1

u/New_Core

this one is nice.. with small change to.. for(i=a=720;i--;x.fillRect(i?a*S(i*99)*s+955:0,i?a*C(i)*s+535:0,k=i?s*9:2e3,k))s=99/((i+t*99)%a-a),x.fillStyle=i?hsl(${i},99%,50%:'#0001'

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remix of d/7303 by u/joeytwiddle

function u(t) {

for(x.beginPath(i=1920);i--;t<15&&x.fillRect(i,t*99+(Y*4|0)*2*t,.2,8))for(Y=0,j=4;j--;)Y=Y+S(((i-960)/t-S(t+Y)*299*j*j/t)/(40*2**j))

Mar 13 2018 7:15 AM UTC

}// 132/140

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Softer landscape. Shouts to yonatan! 8 chars free for remixing

u/yonatan

More than 8 if you lose x.beginPath() :)
u/joeytwiddle

lol true! 😅
u/joeytwiddle

#landscape

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function u(t) {

eval(unescape(escape('👣🐮👷👩👤👴👨🐽🐳🐰🐰🐻👸🐮👦👩👬👬👔👥👸👴🐨🐢👴👹🐠👀👆👡👫👥👕👮👩👣👯👤👥🐢🐬🐹🐬🐱🐵🐩').replace(/u.{8}/g,'')))

Mar 13 2018 6:58 AM UTC

}// 93/140

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https://twitter.com/FakeUnicode/status/97326…

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remix of d/2470 by u/joeytwiddle

function u(t) {

for(i=c.width=90;i--;t?x.fillText(T[i],i%4*17,9+10*(i>>2)):T[i]=g=i)onclick=e=>(((h=4*(e.y>>6)+e.x/99|0)-g)**2|17)^17||(T[g]=T[h],T[g=h]='')

Feb 6 2018 9:41 AM UTC

}// 140/140

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As promised, this version prevents cheating, although there is still one "special move" you can use ;-)

u/joeytwiddle

(The aim of this game is to arrange the numbers vertically)
u/zanella

This is freaking awesome. I'm getting genuinely scared of what can be done here. Sooner or later someone will post a dweet that mines bitcoins.
u/Apex

@zanella that's already possible lol, but Monero to be specific
u/joeytwiddle

#interactive #puzzle #game
u/fujimotos

#playable

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remix of d/4842 by u/joeytwiddle

function u(t) {

c.width=W=400;d=-2.1;e=1.9;for(l=j=t,i=3e4;i--;x.fillRect(W/2+j*W/5,W/4+l*W/9,.3,.3))k=S(d*l)+C(t)*C(j*d),m=S(e*j)+S(t)*C(l*e),j=k,l=m

Jan 3 2018 2:13 AM UTC

}// 134/140

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This version is easier to tweak. Medium: W=1e3, i=2e5 Heavy: W=2e3, i=1e6

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Please upvote the original (where most of the work was done!)
u/joeytwiddle

by Jezza

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function u(t) {

x.font='99px s'
x.fillText('5MB JS invitro ▶️',0,99)
this.onclick=()=>document.location='//neuralyte.org/~joey/noi/no-invitation.png.html'

Jan 2 2018 3:23 PM UTC

}// 138/140

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Revision Demoparty will be March 30th - April 2nd in Saarbrücken, Germany. Click to see the invitation demo. It will need some free memory and it will play some music! It is written in 42,697 dweets of Javascript.

u/trupples

a big ol' maybe monad that's what this is
u/iverjo

Come to Revision! It will be awesome
u/sigveseb

Lol, "dweets of Javascript"
u/joeytwiddle

I should have said: "42,698 dweets of Javascript and assets."
u/joeytwiddle

Sorry the link is down. Here is the original: http://www.pouet.net/prod.php?which=73145

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