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function u(t) {

c.width=1920 // clear the canvas
for(i=0;i<9;i++)
x.fillRect(400+i*100+S(t)*300,400,50,200) // draw 50x200 rects

} // 122/140

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    u(t) is called 60 times per second.
    t: Elapsed time in seconds.
    S: Shorthand for Math.sin.
    C: Shorthand for Math.cos.
    T: Shorthand for Math.tan.
    R: Function that generates rgba-strings, usage ex.: R(255, 255, 255, 0.5)
    c: A 1920x1080 canvas.
    x: A 2D context for that canvas.

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danny@hille.dk

remix of d/25137 by u/danny@hille.dk

function u(t) {

for(x.fillRect(0,0,w=i=c.width=777,w);i--;x.fillStyle='#0f8')x.fillText(code[i%128],i,222-S(i/333*S(t)+S(t-i/99))*w/6+S(t+i)*44)

Mar 17 2022 11:56 PM UTC

}// 128/140

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cyberwörm #quine

u/neimad

really cool!

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joeytwiddle

function u(t) {

delete window








for(s=i=2e3;i-=8;)x.fillRect(i,2800*t-4e3-i/2-(i*i%s)*2,9,99)

throw 'delete window'

Jun 26 2020 7:58 AM UTC

}// 106/140

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u/geb

#quine

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katkip

function u(t) {

 c.width*=1
 x.font='2cm monospace'
 for(i in z=(u+"").slice(0,t*19+C(t/2)*25)
.split("\n"))
    x.fillText(`${~~i+1} > ${z[i]}`,0,70
+i*80)

May 27 2019 11:45 AM UTC

}// 140/140

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This dweet is programming itself using a IDE with numbered lines! #quine #funny #code #typing

u/katkip

Similar to d/2516 by u/magna. Thanks for inspiration
u/pavel

window.stopper is inserted into for loops to prevent infinite loops, wrecking your quine
u/katkip

i know
u/katkip

but pls ignore it :))

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magna

function u(t) {

eval(unescape(escape`󩝶󨝬󚍳󟜧󨼮󭽩󩍴󪌽󜜹󜬰󛼯󘍣󫍥󨝲󘍴󪍥󘍣󨝮󭭡󬽜󫭦󫽲󚍩󟜰󞽩󟌹󞽩󚼫󚝜󫭸󛭦󪝬󫍒󩝣󭌨󝌰󜌫󪜪󜜰󜌫󤼨󭌩󚬳󜌰󛌴󜌰󛌵󜌬󜬰󜌩󛼯󘍤󬭡󭼠󝜰󮌲󜌰󘍲󩝣󭍳󙼩󒭸󛭦󫽮󭌽󙼲󩝭󘬧󒭳󛭳󬍬󪝴󨍜󫭠󛭭󨝰󚍬󟜾󮌮󩭩󫍬󥍥󮍴󚍬󛌴󜌰󚽓󚍴󚜪󜼰󜌬󪜫󚼪󝌰󚼳󜌰󚜩`.replace(/u../g,'')))

Sep 26 2023 3:49 AM UTC

}// 140/140

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#default #quine

u/DaSpider

Have anyone noticed the similarity between the new quest 3 and the Dwitter logo?

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danny@hille.dk

remix of d/25089 by u/danny@hille.dk

function u(t) {

for(d=S(t/7)*6,w=i=c.width=800+40*d|0;i--;)x.fillText(code[i%131],w/5-S(t/4+i/(99-d/9)*d/9)*w/9+S(t+i)*(99-i**.7)/(i+99)*200+w/3,i)

Mar 17 2022 4:13 PM UTC

}// 131/140

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Code tornado remix - #quine #twister

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KilledByAPixel

function u(t) {

c
.width|=0
x.font='3em"'
x.translate(960,540)
code.split`\n`.map((a,j)=>a.split``.map(
(a,i)=>x.fillText(a,0,-96*j,x.rotate(i?.5/j:t/9))))

Feb 2 2021 7:32 PM UTC

}// 139/140

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Around in Circles #Quine

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katkip

remix of d/19190 by u/katkip

function u(t) {

throw (_=()=>`throw (_=${_})()`)()

Jun 18 2020 7:42 AM UTC

}// 34/140

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#quine

u/Xen

nice!

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KilledByAPixel

function u(t) {

eval(u=unescape(escape`𭀿𨐮𪑮𫡥𬡈𥁍𣀽𭀥𝀼𜠿𨱯𩁥𞡵𞡡👣𬡥𨑴𩑓𭁡𭁳𚀩𛡤𫱭𒡡𛡳𭁹𫁥👠𭱯𬡤𛑷𬡡𬀺𨡲𩑡𪰭𭱯𬡤𞱴𬡡𫡳𩡯𬡭𞡴𬡡𫡳𫁡𭁥𚀹𩑭𛀭𜐷𩑭𚑲𫱴𨑴𩑙𚀤𮱴𛰴𚰮𜠵𯑴𭑲𫠩𞱷𪑤𭁨𞠱𜑥𫐻𪁥𪑧𪁴𞠱𜑥𫐻𨡯𬡤𩑲𞡳𫱬𪑤𘁢𫁡𨱫𞱰𨑤𩁩𫡧𞠹𬁸𨀻`.replace(/u../g,'')))

Jul 19 2019 1:03 PM UTC

}// 138/140

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Two Sided #Quine

u/Xen

wow!
u/metamero

cool!
u/aleamb

yeah!
u/DataMeta

sweet!

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CalSch

remix of d/16491 by u/bencoveney

function u(t) {

x[a='fillStyle']="#222"
x.fillRect(0,0,2e3,2e3)
x[a]="#fff"
x.font="5em Courier"
code+=i=""
code.split`
`.map(l=>x.fillText(l,i++,i*99))

Apr 3 2023 7:05 PM UTC

}// 136/140

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Different #quine

u/majorh5

new line literal is genius!

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joeytwiddle

function u(t) {

throw`${u}`.slice(15,-1)

Jun 21 2020 10:36 AM UTC

}// 24/140

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#quine

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u/joeytwiddle

Inspired by Irratix's ${u} suggestion
u/Irratix

Clever! Why didn't I think of that :D
u/sigveseb

Doesn't work on chrome mobile? 🤔
u/sigveseb

Works now 🤷‍♀️
u/joeytwiddle

Stopped working now. I think the site has changed the way it executes dweets.
u/joeytwiddle

At present it should be .slice(109,-1)

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