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function u(t) {

c.width=1920 // clear the canvas
for(i=0;i<9;i++)
x.fillRect(400+i*100+S(t)*300,400,50,200) // draw 50x200 rects

} // 122/140

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    u(t) is called 60 times per second.
    t: Elapsed time in seconds.
    S: Shorthand for Math.sin.
    C: Shorthand for Math.cos.
    T: Shorthand for Math.tan.
    R: Function that generates rgba-strings, usage ex.: R(255, 255, 255, 0.5)
    c: A 1920x1080 canvas.
    x: A 2D context for that canvas.

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dwq

remix of d/27016 by u/dwq

function u(t) {

a=17-+(''+t%1)[2]+'';x.font='7em"';x[s='fillStyle']='#'+a+a+a+a;x.fillRect(0,0,2e3,2e3);x[s]='red';x.fillText('🤨📸',805,580)

Feb 8 2023 10:34 PM UTC

}// 123/140

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Caught in 4K #meme

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dwq

function u(t) {

x.font='6em"';x.fillStyle=`#${(''+t%1)[2]}af`;x.fillRect(0,0,2e3,2e3);x.fillStyle='#346';x.fillText('😏 Never Gonna Give You Up 📸',280,570)

Feb 7 2023 10:34 AM UTC

}// 138/140

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#rickroll

u/dwq

#meme

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magna

remix of d/22145 by u/danny@hille.dk

function u(t) {

eval(unescape(escape`吮癡汵敏昽䵡瑨⹲慮摯活砮晩汬却祬攽刨琿株吺㌰ⱴ㽨⩔㨸㐬琿株吺㘰⤻砮晩汬剥捴⡴㽔⨱㔼㰷㨰ⱴ㼨吪㈷簰⤪㈰㨨栽㔴〩ⱴ㼱㈸㨱㤲〬琿㈰㩨⤻砮景湴㴧㥣洠業灡捴✻砮晩汬呥硴⠧䕖䕒䝒䕅丧ⰲ㄰ⰹ〰⤠`.replace(/u(..)/g,"$1%")))

Mar 26 2021 11:05 PM UTC

}// 138/140

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blockage intensifies

u/magna

Not sure if I got the container aspect ratio right :`(
u/magna

#suez #meme #evergiven
u/testomo

test

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BackendForth

function u(t) {

for(i=99,c.width|=0,q=1-2**t,a=999;i--;)x.fillRect((i*99+t*a/q)%1920,i**i%a,9,9)
x.translate(a,k=540)
x.rotate(2-t/q)
x.fillRect(-k,0,a,150)

Mar 26 2021 2:28 PM UTC

}// 140/140

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Getting in on the Suez memes

u/magna

LOL
u/magna

#savage
u/magna

#suez #meme #evergiven
u/timothytomato

it took me a bit to get this

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pavel

function u(t) {

for(c.width|=0,x.scale(20,20),i=4;i--;x.fillText([..."🦇🥣📈📉😃🙂😨😱"][i<2?i:i<3?4+q>>1:4+~~q],[1+20*q,80,52,32][i],i<2?40:20))q=4/(1+256**C(t))

Mar 20 2020 12:31 AM UTC

}// 138/140

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#corona #meme

u/13thptr

kek
u/13thptr

kek
u/13thptr

kek
u/13thptr

Wtf ? why was my comment posted three times ?
u/digitalfl

very cool φ(゜▽゜*)♪

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pavel

function u(t) {

with(x){for(beginPath(t||scale(9,9)),fillText('STONKS',160,99),i=2;i--;lineTo(6*j,111-j*j/9+11*S(4*j)))j=~~t+i;rect(1,-1,222,111);stroke()}

Feb 22 2020 5:46 AM UTC

}// 139/140

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Stonks #growth

u/pavel

#meme
u/mole

I appreciate this

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joeytwiddle

function u(t) {

c.width=192
for(i=0;i<9;i++)
x.fillRect(51+i*10+S(t)*30,40,5,20)
x.fillStyle='#fff3'
x.fillText("Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself",23,53)

Nov 12 2019 5:19 AM UTC

}// 140/140

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#default knows #meme

u/veubeke

😱

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Odog8

function u(t) {

eval(unescape(escape`瑨牯眠恎敶敲⁧潮湡⁧楶攠祯甠異੎敶敲⁧潮湡⁬整⁹潵⁤潷渊乥癥爠杯湮愠牵渠慲潵湤⁡湤⁤敳敲琠祯甊乥癥爠杯湮愠浡步⁹潵⁣特੎敶敲⁧潮湡⁳慹⁧潯摢祥੎敶敲⁧潮湡⁴敬氠愠汩攠慮搠桵牴⁹潵总`.replace(/u(..)/g,'$1%')))

Nov 6 2019 2:17 PM UTC

}// 138/140

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super awesome code that does something ',:)

u/katkip

we know each other
u/katkip

for so long
u/katkip

#rickroll
u/katkip

#meme
u/Odog8

my 3rd dweet btw

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katkip

remix of d/15776 by u/katkip

function u(t) {

eval("⡸⠮⡦⡩⡬⡬⡒⡥⡣⡴⠨⠹⠶⠰⠫⡓⠨⡴⠩⠪⠲⠰⠰⠬⠵⠴⠰⠫⡃⠨⡴⠩⠪⠲⠰⠰⠬⠲⠰⠬⠲⠰⠩".split``.map(f=x=>String.fromCharCode(x.charCodeAt(0)^4e9)).join``)

Sep 23 2019 3:17 PM UTC

}// 117/140

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this is how blind people draw a circle

u/katkip

#meme #encode #encoder #cipher
u/katkip

also good #obfuscator

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Purpzie

remix of d/10165 by u/Purpzie

function u(t) {

r=_=>Math.random()-.5;c.width|=0;x.fillStyle=R(t*25);x.font=`${t*99}px"`;x.fillText('FRICK',300-t*25+r()*t*5,600+t*25+r()*t*5)

Aug 11 2019 2:25 AM UTC

}// 126/140

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when someone says not to swear

u/katkip

Welcome back to dwitter, female humanoid
u/katkip

#meme #text
u/13thptr

wb
u/joeytwiddle

🙊
u/lewdev

"FRICK" intensifies

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