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function u(t) {

c.width=1920 // clear the canvas
for(i=0;i<9;i++)
x.fillRect(400+i*100+S(t)*300,400,50,200) // draw 50x200 rects

} // 122/140

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    u(t) is called 60 times per second.
    t: Elapsed time in seconds.
    S: Shorthand for Math.sin.
    C: Shorthand for Math.cos.
    T: Shorthand for Math.tan.
    R: Function that generates rgba-strings, usage ex.: R(255, 255, 255, 0.5)
    c: A 1920x1080 canvas.
    x: A 2D context for that canvas.

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lionleaf

remix of d/7747 by u/lionleaf

function u(t) {

 for(c.width|=i=5;i--;x.fillText('10000?'[i],i*399,540+S(t*9+i)*99))x.font=C(t-i/9)*3e2+'px x',x.fillStyle=`hsl(${t*i*t},50%,50%`

Sep 21 2018 2:47 PM UTC

}// 129/140

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10000?!

u/katkip

Hacker
u/SuperFromND

Congrats on dweet #10,000!
u/donbright

well done. thanks for creating this.
u/lionleaf

#nsfw test

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micahcowan

remix of d/8761 by u/magna

function u(t) {

c.width=240
with(x)font='6em"',fillText('👌',110,110),setTransform(0,-1,-1,0,160,30),fillText('☝️',-110,100+S(t*10-8*S(5*t/12))*10)

Jun 27 2018 8:14 PM UTC

}// 130/140

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u/magna 's NSFW, golfed, and with "variable intensity" ;)

u/micahcowan

#emoji
u/Galaxtone

105,92 works better for me
u/Galaxtone

probably depedent on browsers tho.
u/katkip

No #nsfw pls

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magna

function u(t) {

c.width=240
with(x)font='6em"',fillText('👌',110,110),scale(-1,1),translate(-160,30),rotate(-1.57),fillText('☝️',-110,100+S(t*4)*10)

Jun 27 2018 2:57 PM UTC

}// 131/140

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NSFW #nsfw #sorry

u/micahcowan

#emoji
u/Agnes

You could use clipping to have the pointing hand disappear into the OK hand if you placed the clip rectangle just right. I don't know how you would save up the characters though, maybe by using a for loop to only have one fillText call (but that would also eat characters with all the ?: statements you'd have instead).
u/magna

Yeah, clipping would make it awesome! Let's see if this can be golfed down significantly to open up space for some clipping.
u/Agnes

I posted a clipping remix. You can do scaling, translation and rotation in a single call to setTransform.

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seanleavy

function u(t) {

c.width=1920; 
for(i=0;i<9;i++){
x.fillRect(300+i*1+S(t)*250, 200, 260, 700)
x.fillRect(500+i*100+S(t)*300, 400, 85, 300) 
}

Feb 23 2017 6:48 PM UTC

}// 124/140

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u/katkip

#nsfw please no

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lauris

remix of d/835 by u/lauris

function u(t) {

v=500,c.width=v*2,o="( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡",x.font="99px x",x.f=x.fillText,q=v*2*S(t),q>v?(x.f("send nudes",v,400),x.f(o+"*)",v,250)):x.f(o+"°)",q,250)

Feb 22 2017 2:20 PM UTC

}// 139/140

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u/katkip

#nsfw

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lionleaf

function u(t) {

c.width=2e3;m=S(t*3)*250;x.translate(960,540);for(i=1;i<9799;i++){a=(i%340);x.rotate(.017);x.fillRect(a?(i/999|0)*50:0,m,a?5:450,5)}

Apr 29 2016 9:41 PM UTC

}// 132/140

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#cobweb

u/lionleaf

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