New #nsfw dweets

function u(t) {

c.width=1920 // clear the canvas
for(i=0;i<9;i++)
x.fillRect(400+i*100+S(t)*300,400,50,200) // draw 50x200 rects

} // 122/140

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    u(t) is called 60 times per second.
    t: Elapsed time in seconds.
    S: Shorthand for Math.sin.
    C: Shorthand for Math.cos.
    T: Shorthand for Math.tan.
    R: Function that generates rgba-strings, usage ex.: R(255, 255, 255, 0.5)
    c: A 1920x1080 canvas.
    x: A 2D context for that canvas.

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plmrry

function u(t) {

for(i=0;i<99;i++){a=t+i/5;x.fillStyle=R(150+i*2,T(t+i)*50,255-i*2,.7);x.beginPath();x.arc(960+C(a)*a*10,540+S(a)*a*10,10,0,7);x.fill()}

Aug 27 2024 6:19 PM UTC

}// 136/140

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u/rodrigo.siqueira

Oh my, I tried to change +S(a) to -T(a) but I won't post the result.
u/lewdev

u/rodrigo.siqueira lol, #nsfw ?
u/thenize

SLITHER

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katkip

function u(t) {

if(t<6)for(i=4;i--;)x.fillRect(960+S(t-i%t*t)*100*t%400,540+C(t-i%t*t)*100*t%400,9,9)

Feb 7 2020 6:38 PM UTC

}// 85/140

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#nsfw

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kus

remix of d/17007 by u/KilledByAPixel

function u(t) {

for(c.width|=i=150,x.translate(960,99);i--;x.fillText(r+' _______ '+r,S(a/137)*S(a/69)*i-44,9))x.scale(q=1.03,q),r=(a=i+t*60|0)%37?'':'👉🏿👌🏿'

Dec 31 2019 10:29 AM UTC

}// 140/140

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Had to be done!

u/katkip

#nsfw #joke ?

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KilledByAPixel

remix of d/16275 by u/KilledByAPixel

function u(t) {

eval(unescape(escape`𭱩𭁨𚁸𚑦𫱲𚁣𛡷𪑤𭁨𯀽𪐽𜰬𬱣𨑬𩐨𜐹𛀱𞐩𞱩𛐭𞱢𩑧𪑮𤁡𭁨𚁩𛐲𙠦𨱬𪑰𨁥𭡥𫡯𩁤𨀩𚑺👩🀱𛁥𫁬𪑰𬱥𚁺🰴𜀫𝀹𚠨𭀥🐲𚐺𪐪𝀱𛐱𝀬𮠿𜐵𚰶𝠪𭀪𭀺𞐬𮠿𞐺𜠵𛁺🰴𞠲𜠫𤰨𭀪𜰩𛁺𚡴𛀭𜐬𮠿𝰺𜠮𝐵𚐬𮠿𩡩𫁬𚀩𞡳𭁲𫱫𩐨𚐬𬡥𨱴𚀰𛀰𛀹𞐬𞐹𚐻`.replace(/u../g,'')))

Oct 24 2019 7:03 PM UTC

}// 140/140

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Poopy Butt 💩

u/katkip

#nsfw
u/katkip

i feel like dwitter is evolving
u/KilledByAPixel

What if Dwitter becomes self aware and turns into Skynet? #funny

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katkip

function u(t) {

eval(unescape(escape`𨰮𭱩𩁴𪀪🐱𞱸𛡢𩑧𪑮𤁡𭁨𚀩𞱦𫱲𚁩🐲𞱩𛐭𞰩𮀮𨑲𨰨𝠶𜀫𪐪𝠰𜀬𝐴𜀫𚁱👓𚁩𚱴𚠹𚐪𜠰𚐬𝀰𜀬𜀬𝰩𛁸𛡦𪑬𫁓𭁹𫁥🐢𘱦𩑢𘠬𮀮𩡩𫁬𚀩𞱦𫱲𚁩🐲𞱩𛐭𞰩𮀮𨡥𩱩𫡐𨑴𪀨𮀮𩡩𫁬𤱴𮑬𩐽𘠣𩠹𩀢𚐬𮀮𨑲𨰨𝐶𜀫𪐪𞀰𜀬𝐴𜀫𬐬𞀰𛀰𛀷𚐬𮀮𩡩𫁬𚀩`.replace(/uD./g,'')))

Oct 24 2019 4:56 PM UTC

}// 140/140

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#nsfw

u/katkip

#sorry #tits #boobs c.width*=1;x.beginPath();for(i=2;i--;)x.arc(660+i*600,540+(q=S(i+t*9)*20),400,0,7),x.fillStyle="#feb",x.fill();for(i=2;i--;)x.beginPath(x.fillStyle="#f9d"),x.arc(560+i*800,540+q,80,0,7),x.fill()
u/katkip

#bounce #tagfail

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KilledByAPixel

function u(t) {

eval(unescape(escape`𭱩𭁨𚁸𚑦𫱲𚁣𛡷𪑤𭁨𯀽𜀬𩡯𫡴🐧𜑥𫐠𪑭𬁡𨱴𙰬𬱣𨑬𩐨𜐹𛀱𞐩𛁦𪑬𫁔𩑸𭀨𘡔𣱔𠑌𘁒𡑃𠑌𣀢𛁩🐸𛀱𝰩𞱩𛐭𞱱👓𚁴𚠳𚱩𙐳𛰲𚐬𩑬𫁩𬁳𩐨𜐸𚱩𚠳𜐭𮠪𞀶𛁺𚠶𚰳𜠫𬐬𨐽𮠿𝀺𜐷𛁡𚰡𮠪𬐬𜀬𛐮𝰬𮠪𜰫𜠮𝰲𚐬𨡥𩱩𫡐𨑴𪀨𬱴𬡯𪱥𚀩𚐩𮠽𪐾𜠻`.replace(/u../g,'')))

Oct 23 2019 7:15 PM UTC

}// 139/140

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Total Recall

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u/tomxor

looool, lets see how many people get this reference as a dwitter census
u/katkip

3 tits #nsfw
u/danny@hille.dk

:D
u/aleamb

LOL!
u/KilledByAPixel

#funny
u/KilledByAPixel

#movie

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katkip

function u(t) {

c.width*=1;c.style.background=R();x.shadowBlur=69;x.shadowColor='#08f';x.font='74em"';x.fillStyle='#00f';x.fillText("𓁲",700+S(t*9)*99,1e3)

Jul 28 2019 4:41 PM UTC

}// 138/140

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Hmmmm #text

u/katkip

also #nsfw

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katkip

function u(t) {

t||(q=e=0,x.fillRect(0,0,2e3,2e3));if(t<6.9)for(i=99;i--;x.clearRect(960+C(q)*900,540+S(e)*500,9,9))q+=C(e+q-t/7),e+=S(q*q/2+e*e/99+t)

Feb 22 2019 7:00 PM UTC

}// 134/140

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Penis #attractor #sorry #nsfw

u/katkip

no homo
u/aleamb

lol

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katkip

function u(t) {

t*=.2;x.fillRect(0,0,2e3,2e3);for(i=99;i--;)x.clearRect(960+S(t+i*i)*960,540+C(t+i*i+(t+i)/9)*540,S(t*99+i)*9,C(t*99+i)*9);x.globalAlpha=.1

Dec 6 2018 12:29 PM UTC

}// 139/140

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They can't find it. Sorry #nsfw joke

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pavel

remix of d/11013 by u/pavel

function u(t) {

t?c.width=innerWidth:a=b=X=Y=0
onmousemove=e=>(X=e.x,Y=e.y)
x.fillText('B=D',!x.translate(a+=C(d=Math.atan2(Y-b,X-a)),b+=S(d)),!x.rotate(d))

Nov 17 2018 8:42 AM UTC

}// 140/140

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It's uh... a rocket #interactive

u/katkip

#nsfw
u/R1NZLER_

lmfao

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