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function u(t) {

c.width=1920 // clear the canvas
for(i=0;i<9;i++)
x.fillRect(400+i*100+S(t)*300,400,50,200) // draw 50x200 rects

} // 122/140

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    u(t) is called 60 times per second.
    t: Elapsed time in seconds.
    S: Shorthand for Math.sin.
    C: Shorthand for Math.cos.
    T: Shorthand for Math.tan.
    R: Function that generates rgba-strings, usage ex.: R(255, 255, 255, 0.5)
    c: A 1920x1080 canvas.
    x: A 2D context for that canvas.

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Agnes

function u(t) {

with(x)A=a=>Math.random()*31|0,B=0|A()/8,setTransform(4,0,0,4,A()*64,A()*36),rotate(1.57*B),clearRect(-8,R=-4.5,16,9),B&&fillRect(-7,R,14,9)

Jan 7 2019 2:55 PM UTC

}// 140/140

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Alien robot factory V2

u/Agnes

Massive props to JWinslow in the Discord for doing almost all of the golfing! The last 15 or so characters were removable because 1.57 is an OK approximation of Pi/2 and because the dimensions were scalable by four in the transform.
u/DataMeta

This one's fun

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Agnes

function u(t) {

eval(unescape(escape`䄽愽㹍慴栮牡湤潭⠩⩡㭂㵁⠵⤻儽䄨㐰⤻娽䄨㐰⤻䰽䈾㐻砮獥瑔牡湳景牭⠱ⰰⰰⰱⰴ㠪繾儬㈷⩾繚⤬砮牯瑡瑥⠡䰪䵡瑨⹐䤪繾䈯㈩㭸⹣汥慲剥捴⠭㈴Ⱝㄳ⸵ⰴ㠬㈷⤻砮晩汬剥捴⠭㈰Ⱝㄳ⸵Ⱑ䰪㐰ⰲ㜩`.replace(/u(..)/g,"$1%")))

Jan 6 2019 6:50 PM UTC

}// 135/140

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Alien robot factory

u/Agnes

This may be possible in 140 but I couldn't put the time in today. If you figure out how, post it as a remix!!!
u/JWinslow23

This ain't much, but it helps: with(x)A=a=>Math.random()*40|0,B=0|A()/8,setTransform(1,0,0,1,A()*48,A()*27),rotate(Math.PI*B/2),clearRect(-24,-13.5,48,27),B&&fillRect(-20,-13.5,40,27)

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function u(t) {

Q=(e,y,p)=>p>1?((x.fillStyle=`hsla(${p},50%,50%,${t/p/10})`)|x.fillRect(e,y,p,p)|(P=3*p/4)|Q(e+S(P)*P,y+C(P)*P,P,P)):0;Q(960,540,10*t);

Jan 4 2019 9:58 AM UTC

}// 135/140

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Soapy rainbow tunnel

u/katkip

I really don't understand what's this.

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function u(t) {

with(x)(A=t?A.filter(e=>beginPath()|arc(e.x,e.y,Q=10*(t-e.t),globalAlpha=1/Q,7)|stroke()|t-e.t<10):[]).push({t:t,x:(t**5)%2e3,y:(t**3)%1e3})

Oct 26 2018 9:01 AM UTC

}// 140/140

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Very similar to something I already did but I like how this is a single expression.

u/joeytwiddle

Moody #virus #outbreak #petri #antivax #organic
u/katkip

That looks so nice! #cell

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Agnes

function u(t) {

for(c.width|=i=5;i--;x.fillText([..."🤠🤙👟👟🖐️"][i],15*S(a=i/.8),-15*C(a)))x.setTransform(A=20*C(b=S(t*(i+.25))/3),B=20*S(b),-B,A,960,540)

Oct 17 2018 12:15 PM UTC

}// 135/140

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Howdy! I'm a cool cowboy!

u/Agnes

Feel free to remix this with your own head, hand and foot emojis, and change the value of b to make them rotate at different speeds.
u/magna

LOL
u/iverjo

:P

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function u(t) {

for(c.width|=A=(a,b)=>b+Math.random()*a,i=9e3,P='';i--;)P+=(P?'L':'M')+A(50,100*(4+~~(i/1e3)+S(t)))+' '+A(200,400);x.stroke(new Path2D(P))

Oct 10 2018 10:18 AM UTC

}// 138/140

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Vowen default #default

u/magna

Smart!

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Agnes

function u(t) {

for(c.width|=J=j=1+t|0;j--;)for(k=J;k--;)for(W=1920/J,H=1080/J,i=9;i--;)x.fillRect(j*W+W/5+i*W/20+S(j+k+t)*W/2,k*H+H/3,H/40,W/10)

Oct 7 2018 9:27 AM UTC

}// 129/140

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Galaxy of defaults #default

u/katkip

Haha cool!
u/joeytwiddle

:-D
u/donbright

hee hee!!

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Agnes

function u(t) {

x.font="5em A"
x.fillText("If you remix this, the code is totally different! Try it!",50,70)

Sep 28 2018 4:54 PM UTC

}// 92/140

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Thanks u/BalintCsala for the crazy invisible JS injection trick you found that makes this possible!

u/Purpzie

no thanks
u/prplz

MAGICIANS HATE HIM! AMAZE YOUR FRIEND AND FAMILY WITH THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK

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Agnes

remix of d/9934 by u/anotherkitten

function u(t) {

c.style.background=R();if(t<34)with(x){shadowColor=`hsl(${t*99},76%,66%)`
shadowBlur=19
fillRect(9,9,9,9)
translate(25,8)
rotate(t*2.10587)}

Sep 20 2018 7:18 PM UTC

}// 140/140

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Same as the remixed dweet, except the HSL works on iOS Safari.

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remix of d/9653 by u/Agnes

function u(t) {

A=a=>a*Math.random();for(P='M960 540',i=Q=255;i--;P+='t'+(20-A(40))+' '+(20-A(40)));x.strokeStyle='#'+(A(1000)|0),x.stroke(new Path2D(P))

Sep 10 2018 10:18 PM UTC

}// 137/140

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Violent brush strokes

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