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function u(t) {

c.width=1920 // clear the canvas
for(i=0;i<9;i++)
x.fillRect(400+i*100+S(t)*300,400,50,200) // draw 50x200 rects

} // 122/140

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    u(t) is called 60 times per second.
    t: Elapsed time in seconds.
    S: Shorthand for Math.sin.
    C: Shorthand for Math.cos.
    T: Shorthand for Math.tan.
    R: Function that generates rgba-strings, usage ex.: R(255, 255, 255, 0.5)
    c: A 1920x1080 canvas.
    x: A 2D context for that canvas.

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function u(t) {

for(c.width|=i=18,x.lineWidth=9;i--;)x.lineTo(960+S(q=t+(i+(i>8?-1:1)>>1)*1.57)*460*(d=1+C(q)/4),540+((i%4&2)-1)*(320+C(q)*99*d))
x.stroke()

Feb 24 2019 7:11 PM UTC

}// 140/140

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Just for practice

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jellyedwards

remix of d/18487 by u/KilledByAPixel

function u(t) {

c.width=300
X=++T%32
T=0>S?0:T
onmousedown=_=>S=C=5
S=S?S+=--C:X<30?S:T=-1
x[f='fillText']('🌵',8*X,w=99)
x[f]('🦖',250,w-S)
x[f](T>>5,0,w)

Nov 27 2020 11:10 AM UTC

}// 137/140

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Damn my connection went again... #game #uncompressed

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u/jellyedwards

He dies on the very first click so click again!
u/jellyedwards

Also you can cheat pretty easily but the T-Rex was a member of the Coelurosauria so you never know...
u/ciaccodavide

gj!
u/jellyedwards

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theropoda#Rela…
u/jellyedwards

try link again: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theropoda#Rela…
u/katkip

#tagfail

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username

function u(t) {

_=`a=5;b=6;a*b;a/b;a**b;c=9;a+b+c`.split(`;`)
x.font=`9em'`
for($=0;$<7;$++)x.fillText(s=_[$],0,h=$*142+142),x.fillText(`// `+eval(s),702,h)

May 4 2019 1:47 PM UTC

}// 140/140

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whackashoe

remix of d/3551 by u/whackashoe

function u(t) {

f=a=>[c.width^=0].concat(...a.map((v,i)=>[[t*S(i),0,0,0,0,0]][v])),f(f(f(f([0])))).map((a,i)=>x.rotate(a*S(i)/9,G=T(i))|x.fillRect(i,i,G,G))

Nov 22 2017 10:14 AM UTC

}// 140/140

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Accident in space #2

u/katkip

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gormisdomai

remix of d/1311 by u/gormisdomai

function u(t) {

c.width^=0;
for(s=0;s<200;s+=.01){
X = (T(t)*s+7)*C(s+t)
Y = (C(t)*s+7)*S(s+t)
x.fillStyle=R(99^s,s,s)
x.fillRect(960+X*30, 540+30*Y, X, Y)}

Feb 25 2017 2:44 PM UTC

}// 140/140

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"Space Folding #2"

u/katkip

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Xen

remix of d/8405 by u/DataMeta

function u(t) {

for(i=1e3;i--;x.fillStyle=`hsl(${i+t*i/T(t)},39%,40%)`)x.fillText(i**i,960+i*S(t+i),540+C(t+i)*i)

Jun 5 2018 12:41 AM UTC

}// 97/140

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u/DataMeta

Noiiiice
u/DataMeta

Noiiiice
u/DataMeta

Noiiiice
u/DataMeta

my it is easy to accidentally triple post on mobile
u/joeytwiddle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQnYi3z56RE#…
u/BirdsTweetCodersDweet

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Xen

remix of d/3583 by u/Xen

function u(t) {

for(i=2e3;i--;x.fillRect(960+i*C(i+t),500+i*S(i+t)/2,29,29))x.fillStyle=R(X=i%(4+C(t/9)*t/8)|0?i:0,X,X)

Nov 30 2017 11:04 PM UTC

}// 103/140

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Test #2

u/cporg

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u/katkip

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u/BirdsTweetCodersDweet

dammit katkip stop messing up the #tagfail hashtag

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gormisdomai

remix of d/1184 by u/gormisdomai

function u(t) {

c.width=1920;
for(i=0;i<200;i++)
x.fillRect(950+T(t+i)*200, 0, 5, 2000)
for(i=0;i<200;i++)
x.fillRect(0, 350+T(t+i)*200, 2000, 5)

Feb 24 2017 2:18 PM UTC

}// 129/140

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u/donbright

brain freeze!
u/gormisdomai

"Dislocation #2"
u/katkip

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katkip

function u(t) {

eval(unescape(escape`𨰮𭱩𩁴𪀪🐱𞱸𛡢𩑧𪑮𤁡𭁨𚀩𞱦𫱲𚁩🐲𞱩𛐭𞰩𮀮𨑲𨰨𝠶𜀫𪐪𝠰𜀬𝐴𜀫𚁱👓𚁩𚱴𚠹𚐪𜠰𚐬𝀰𜀬𜀬𝰩𛁸𛡦𪑬𫁓𭁹𫁥🐢𘱦𩑢𘠬𮀮𩡩𫁬𚀩𞱦𫱲𚁩🐲𞱩𛐭𞰩𮀮𨡥𩱩𫡐𨑴𪀨𮀮𩡩𫁬𤱴𮑬𩐽𘠣𩠹𩀢𚐬𮀮𨑲𨰨𝐶𜀫𪐪𞀰𜀬𝐴𜀫𬐬𞀰𛀰𛀷𚐬𮀮𩡩𫁬𚀩`.replace(/uD./g,'')))

Oct 24 2019 4:56 PM UTC

}// 140/140

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#nsfw

u/katkip

#sorry #tits #boobs c.width*=1;x.beginPath();for(i=2;i--;)x.arc(660+i*600,540+(q=S(i+t*9)*20),400,0,7),x.fillStyle="#feb",x.fill();for(i=2;i--;)x.beginPath(x.fillStyle="#f9d"),x.arc(560+i*800,540+q,80,0,7),x.fill()
u/katkip

#bounce #tagfail

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katkip

function u(t) {

eval(unescape(escape`楦⠡琩筣⹷楤瑨㴹㤻焽⡃ⱘⱙⱓⱄ⤽㹻砮晩汬却祬攽䌬砮晩汬剥捴⡘ⱙⱓⱄ⥽㭱⠧扬略✬㔬㔬㈰ⰲ⤻焨∣慡愢ⰵⰷⰲ〬㄰⤻砮晩汬却祬攽刨⤻砮晩汬呥硴⠢㼿㼢ⰶⰱ㔩絸⹤牡睉浡来⡣ⰵⰵ⤯⽏湬礠景爠䉃⁫楤猻`.replace(/u(..)/g,"$1%")))

Nov 25 2018 9:34 AM UTC

}// 140/140

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#error XP #simulator. Code: if(!t){c.width=99;q=(C,X,Y,S,D)=>{x.fillStyle=C,x.fillRect(X,Y,S,D)};q('blue',5,5,20,2);q("#aaa",5,7,20,10);x.fillStyle=R();x.fillText("???",6,15)}x.drawImage(c,5,5)//Only for BC kids;

u/katkip

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